Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

My food fort comes up to Tox, "Tox! Cthulu is here! Did you feel hi-" A Cadillac appears in front of my fort.
"Who DARES believe they are as great as my edible fort?!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No name, huh? How about Futox?" I say whiling chewing on a chicken wing from my food fort.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I feel honored then I take a swig of cherry Coke.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Food fort, my friend! Made it for my own amusement!" I say with face.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Damn skippy!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Various foods I found lying around!" I said, and by 'lying around' I meant in a bear cave near the food court.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and see that there are people here. "[HEADING=1]IT'S ALIVE![/HEADING]" I cry in joy, before I run over to Tox and knee him in the crotch.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sure can, Tox, if your balls are intact."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, oh dear...." I slink away slowly, as to not atract much attention.

 

[Knife-28]

I catch the bottle and take a sip while lighting a cigar. "Why Tox, we fight." I throw the bottle at Tox's feet and throw the the cigar at the resulting puddle of beer.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Having no important role in this fight, I color commentate from my food fort "You would not believe this fight, folks!"

 

[Knife-28]

Dissapointed that Tox evaded my fire bomb, I walk over to The Androids Dungeon and start reading the first comic I pluck off the shelf, 'Mall Fight 2.0'.

Spoiler: Actual Picture!

See, it's Mall Fight!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: OOC

Me too!

"The Toxes are retreating!" I say in my announcer's voice, "Not very effective...."

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

Tox, it's a comic of this post, so your the guy that gets stabbed in the eye . As for you Waffles'n'Bacon, IF I do another comic (Don't hold your breath) you can be in it.

I finish reading the comic and grab a random sword, run out of the store and stab the hood of Tox's car with it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Knife has put a dent into the Toxes plan!" I say, then I put my....cool face [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SXBirhH7s] and say, "I guess it's nighty KNIFE for them." The invisible audience groans and boos, I raise my SODB and they shut up.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh oh! The Toxes aren't going down without a fight!" I say, as I look closer at the Toxes, "Hey wait minute.....You have shotguns!? That's my hook, you motherfuckers!" I say outraged.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nothissumbitchdidn't!!!" I say in hate-filled conjunction of words, I roll of Futox with the food fort.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's what the fuck I thought!" I say still fuming.

 

[Knife-28]

"Thats just what I wanted you to think!" I say, jumping up and stabbing Futox and Xotnitram in the face with my hidden blades.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn above Martintox. Unfortulently, I lost my wings and I have a lack of anti gravity devices, so I fall ontop of him.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE,AT THE LLAM![/HEADING]

82-Efink stabs Xotnitram, in the face, repeatadly.