Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I lower my eye to the panel and look through.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over Knifes shoulder.
"Watcha looking at?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sigma is nowhere near the manor. The notion that he would be away from base camp strikes you as silly and reckless.

You peer through in time to see the suspect slit the woman's throat with a razor. He slowly turns his head and looks at you.

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyone up for some good old discussion while Knife is away?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I snap out of my alcohol-induced hallucination.
Picking up the bottle, I rub my head whilst glaring at the label.
[i/]Quadruple-strength Bacardi? Where the hell did I get this...I think I prefered it when I woke up on crashing planes...[/i]
I glance around the camp. Everyone else is asleep.
"Well you guys have certainly been busy whilst I've been away...", I mutter.
I get up, stretch, and pick up my blender from where it was lying a few metres away.
"Anyone mind telling me what happened the past eleven days? And where the hell Knife is?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, trust me, I've been looking everywhere."

I hold out my hand to high-five anyone who will high-five me back.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Seeing as I'm the only one awake, I high-five Salt.

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't worry, Knifes probably off on his quest or something." Knife says as he tinkers with his mechanical hand.

My eyes go wide, and I use all my strength to push open the false back of the closet. Using my crouched pose to my advantage, I leap up and tackle the man, knocking the razor out of his hands as I pin him to the ground. "Who the hell are you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Have I ever told you how much being blind sucks? For one, I can't see boobs. Ever again."

 

[RaNDM G]

He crumbles to dust as you lay your hands on him. You fall and smack your head on the floor.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, Sis. Or Xot. Whichever the hell one of you came along. Wanna do anything to pass the time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"If you're thinking what I'm thinking, no."

 

[Saltarius]

"Would it surprise you that having sex is not, in fact, my priority?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes."

 

[Saltarius]

"Zomb's right. You have been a ***** lately."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt, I've been a ***** always. Telling me what I already know isn't going to change anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Frankly, it just pisses me off that you just assume because I am a man and am attracted to you automatically means I want to have sex with you. News flash, not all men are interested in bedroom activities."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Keep telling yourself that. Maybe someday, someone will believe you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, I get that you're pissed at me for fucking everything, but maybe you could turn the ***** dial down a few notches."

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's not something I can just turn off."