Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Well alright. Now if only I knew what my fucking hand was."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"They're braille cards. Well a mix basically. They have braille on them."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab the pack off Zombie.
"Huh...never noticed that before..."
I toss the cards into the middle of the Table.
"Anyone mind telling me how we ended up in the Desert? Also, Salt, Zombie, make your bets."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I already did." I point to the penny I threw down.
"And yeah, Knife's main quest. That's pretty much the explanation."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Those damn quests,"
I say, shuffling my cards.
"Always inturrupting our fun"

 

[Saltarius]

I throw The American Way onto the table.

"I don't bet lightly."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I raise an eyebrow.
"Theres not betting lightly Salt, and then theres betting like a madman. You're pretty sure you're going to win, then?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, you're implying that there's a chance I'll lose."

I lean in towards Zomb.

"Dude, I think things are getting caliginous between me and Sis."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Kay. Good for you and her I guess. Or not. Seriously it wouldn't surprise me if she was the queen of hell or something. Not that that's possible of course." I cough.
"Anyway dude, you're the Knight of Doom, not Thief of Light."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't need luck. I have skill."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, whatever you say."
[HEADING=3]6 hours later[/HEADING]
"I win." I take in all the bets as my rewards.
"Better luck next time guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Bullshit, I saw that ace up your sleeve."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you can't see."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's how obvious it was."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I connect my palm to my face.
"Better luck next time." I holster The American Way, and put all the money in my wallet.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Explain, then, how I had all the aces and you still got a royal flush?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah woah, no you do not. Do you remember the other two parts that went to the phrase about the American Way?"

I roundhouse Zomb.

"They were truth and justice."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut off Salts foot midair.
"Jesus you guys are sore losers. Sig, there's 4 aces in a deck, not just three."

 

[Saltarius]

"So kindly explain where the fifth one came from."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I once again, face-palm.
"There are 4, I had the 4th one, I won!" I point out how Sigma has 3 aces, and no one else had one, except me.