Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"I happen to have one right here."
I pull a seeing eye dog out of my pack.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"I really don't want to know why you had a seeing eye dog in your pack." Knife says.

Meanwhile, I continue to search the hidden cuboard room.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"He's lucky Salt went blind. He was going to become part of my latest recipe."
I hand the dog to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"The Koreans must love you. Anyways little guy, think I'll call you...Ace. Like Batman Beyond."

 

[RaNDM G]

I flick the cigar away. It hits Salt in the face.
"I ain't in the mood for cigars. We're in the middle of the desert."

The stupidity of that statement suddenly hits you. You're on a mountain six thousand feet above sea level. Snow covers the ground around the campfire.

Meanwhile, I continue to search the hidden cuboard room.

You wonder to yourself why you keep referring to the closet as the "cuboard".

Dust covers the floor. This room has been unused for quite some time.

The woman's body is covered in the blood still flowing from her slit throat.

A variety of incredibly sharp and rusty knives is ordained on the table.

Iron bars secure the door to the hallway. You can easily move them aside.

 

[Saltarius]

"What now Sis? I have a dog. A bitching dog if I may say. What do you have?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Straight flush."

 

[Saltarius]

"Royal flush."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Just ignore this.]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Holy shit. A blind guy is bluffing me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Nevermind this.]

 

[Knife-28]

I do not wonder why I call the closet a cuboard, because they are both interchangeable terms, sheesh.
I move the iron bars aside and open the door.

Knife looks at the surrounding polar bears and stands up. "Oi, you guys!" He says, pointing at them, "Fuck off!" The polar bears look at each other and shrug, before lumbering off.

 

[RaNDM G]

You are now in the hallway.

 

[Saltarius]

"I learned from the best."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright."

She lays down a Queen, Jack, Ten, Nine, and Eight of Diamonds.

 

[Saltarius]

"In another life, we'd probably make wonderful kismesis."

I lay down my hand.

 

[Knife-28]

I take the stairs down to the foyer and check on the bleeding man.

 

[RaNDM G]

What stairs?

"Salt, that's two pairs and a dogbot receipt."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm blind, remember?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, yeah."