Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, well...blubluhbluh. At least I wasn't dumb enought to place my main weapon as my bet."
I glance at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Then kindly explain this."

I hold up my ace card.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, that's a 4."

 

[Saltarius]

"No dumbass, this is an ace. Believe me. I checked.."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sigma, isn't that a 4?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The fighters hear a low voice in the back of their heads. "I'm coming." they look around but can see no source.

 

[Saltarius]

"WOAH, ME NOT SEEING JACK SHIT. BIG SURPRISE."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, Knife has offered numerous times to replace your eyes..."

 

[Saltarius]

"That was Trilby. And every time it happened, they exploded."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Hmmmm...I know! a Seeing dog!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You guys really want to put up with an animal that I train? Granted, a dog would be nice."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I would make you a dogbot, but you seem to have some kind of problem with my inventions."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'll have a dogbot, trilby."
I set fire to a tree and watch as some green lady appears out of nowhere and starts screaming.
"fucking nymphs...", I mutter.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, not a dogbot. An actual dog."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because there is such a massive difference between organic and mechanical dogs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Organic dogs have a tendency to not explode and are slso quantifiably more adorable."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but a seeing eye dog communicates with barks. A seeing eye dogbot communicates with fluent English."

 

[Saltarius]

"Make him a thing like that dog in Up."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I didn't see Up."
I start making a seeing eye dogbot.
"Also, big flaw in that plan, we don't have a seeing eye dog."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Town is just down the road. We can go and pick one up at anytime."