Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT GASHOG!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Or I guess under these circumstances..." I pull out my iPod.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a photo album from Gashog at Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'd like to say I killed precisley one person. The rest of you fuck-ups went on rampages. Don't include me in your 'we all took out the remaining few'. Fucking psychos, all of you."

 

[Saltarius]

"FOR FUCKS SAKE, WE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TALK ABOUT GASHOG!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SALT! SHADDAP!"
I tie Salt up with some heavy bondage gear that I have for reasons.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"WELL WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW?" I laugh manically.
"Jeez Salt, I'd go as far to say you feel guilty! Oh look at you, the big bad Spades Slick, the one who did fuck all. Suppose it's good morally. Anyway, let's go read or burn down a comic store or some shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Zombie.

"Just...let's play cards or something."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heh heh. Sure thing." I pull out a deck of cards. I deal all of us in.
"We're playing the true card game. Rules are as follows."
I proceed to explain the needlessly complex rules.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start juggling Molotovs.
Poorly.

 

[DotSlash]

Steam seeps out of my ears as Zombie finishes.

Also, Why would I WANT to be a knight? Fuckers are overrated.

 

[Saltarius]

I weep silently.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I high five Dot.
"Fucking true as shit. LET'S PLAY!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Not that being overrated is a bad thing. I'd probably end up being the ninja/assassin class anyway. That's like the only one left if I remember correctly."
I make a horrible first move.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lie down.

 

[Saltarius]

"NOT ONLY AM I BLIND AND SISTER DOESNT LOVE ME BUT NOW THIS KID TELLS ME HOW IT IS! WHYYYYYY"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw down an ace.
"So kid, ever heard of Homestuck? More importantly, have you read it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kick Salt in the bollocks.
"Quit yer whinin'."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cry.

 

[DotSlash]

I give a smile to Zombie.
"Not at all."
I put down a 4.