Mall Fight!

[Claymorez]

Luckily Sam g kicks Pararaptor into a giant hole which was between me and the blast, shielding me from that attack, so I take notice and then turn upon Ren chainsaw drawn and run at him full pelt, crushing zombies, obese people and chickens beneath my battle armoured feet whilst calling to Ren, "It's time for the DIRECTOR'S CUT!".

 

[Ren3004]

The final shuriken disarms claymorez, sending his lightsaber plummeting towards me.


I behead him and he falls dead at my feet.

Someone really doesn't like puns.

 

[Claymorez]

Unfortunately for Ren he hadn't noticed the ring of grenades id dropped at his feet and popped out the pins from, or the fact my suit can monitor my life signs and once detects there is no one alive any more inside it it explodes. So Ren was incinerated and brunt to a sinder in the ensuing explosion. I re spawn in the Scotland store.

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, good, I respawned inside the theater. Back to my film...

 

[Ren3004]

"I loved you! You were my brother, Anakin!"


BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZZT

"You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I grab sir brytside's lightsaber from his cold dead hands, and then use force powers to throw pop corn at Ren

 

[Ren3004]

Hey... That wasn't in the movie!


I use my (vastly superior) force powers to drown CoolEnergy in popcorn.

"Just let me enjoy the damn movie!"

 

[Claymorez]

Having armed myself with a bagpipie and a kilt i come into the theatre and start playing the national anthem so badly it knocks Ren and The greatcoolenergy unconscious and I tie them up and swap the movie over to Gladiator.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

I'm in the theatre as well, and i have ear plugs. So i get up and bust so many caps on your ass with "The Anhiallator" (the godfather), a Grinder (GoW2) would say "DAMN!"

 

[Ren3004]

When I wake up, I'm tied up along with CoolEnergy and Gladiator is playing. Summoning what remains of my strength, I chew through the ropes, take one of the chairs from the theater and beat the waiter at the food court until he gives me free hot dogs.

I then throw hot dogs at clay, and use squirt him with ketchup so he'll stand out in the crowd.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I wake up and notice I am burried in popcorn. "Dreams do come true" I silently wisper as I begin to eat my way out. Once on top, I run into the lobby and grab one of the fake laser guns used for the arcade games, then head back into the theatre

 

[Ren3004]

I lob a hot dog at CoolEnergy, managing to make him slip and disarming him.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

Watching cool walk back into the theatre, i pull out a pez dispenser, sneak up behind him while pointing the pez dispenser at the back of his head (where he can't see it), rob him, and drop the pez dispernser and book it!

 

[Ren3004]

While pursuing claymorez, I once again run into Sir Bryghtside. We look at each other and draw our lightsabers.


*cue Duel of the Fates [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCigHHwOcE&feature=related]*

 

[Ren3004]

Run c0d... Oops, too late.

 

[Sam G]

While all this was happening, I was not only digging a very big pit in the center of the auditorium, but also switching the film to 300, cloning myself 299 times, cloning myself a couple more times and making those ones wear dresses, but also handing out scripts to everyone in the movie theater, and informing them that they read the lines marked "persians".

 

[Ren3004]

"Sam, the Force will be with you... always..."


I respawn, once again, in the food court, and start arming myself with toothpicks.
Never underestimate the power of a good toothpick.

 

[Xvito]

Little did Ren know, that I had booby-trapped the toothpicks with bombs that I had made, MacGyver-style, out of household objects I found in the mall.

Spoiler

amidoinitrite?

 

[itstimeforpie]

I head to wall-mart, to pick up a crowbar, and a gun.

 

[Ren3004]

Spoiler

You could elaborate a bit more , but yeah, that's the general idea.

I pick up a gas canister from the kitchen and use it to make a gas powered toothpick launcher.

Seeing Xvito in the distance, I shoot at him, but for some reason, the toothpick explode in my face, killing me.