Mall Fight!
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Charizard in his rage melts the last of my Ice Cream so I go nuts and grab my Freeze Ray.
I fire it at Charizard's Wings which freeze up and he spins and crashes into Ren's Bowling Shop. Embarassed, he skulks off. I raise my Freeze Ray to my lips and blow, Cowboy Style.
I fire it at Charizard's Wings which freeze up and he spins and crashes into Ren's Bowling Shop. Embarassed, he skulks off. I raise my Freeze Ray to my lips and blow, Cowboy Style.
As the only one with God powers, and a loss of interest in THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA and my mistake about THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, I use my God powers to hack the MALL display and speaker system and announce that the first one to bring me the HEAD OF CHARIZARD DEAD OR ALIVE will receive one wish which I deem reasonable.
Seeing your electrified body, I check your pockets, take your wallet, and look inside. "Twenty bucks!" I exclaim, and then I use it to buy some condoms from the condom machine. Never know when your gonna need a condom. Afterwords, I walk out of the bathroom and head for the McDonnalds. I'm hungry.
My ninja suit is complete. I'm finally ready to face all you bastards!!!1 As I dismantle the barricade, I notice TheGreatCoolEnergy jaywalking around, condom packet half hanging out of his back pocket, and nearing the McDonalds that is only a while a way. I hastily lift up the wire fence rolly thing slightly and roll underneath, throwing a mini-wii-sized-cd-with-knife-blades-on-it-so-I-guess-it's-like-a-ninja-star at him. I then hasten out of the area, not waiting to see the result of what will surely be a fatality...............................................................................................................................
Or will it?
Or will it?
Ouch, Sven missed and hit me with the mini-wii-sized-cd-with-knife-blades-on-it-so-I-guess-it's-like-a-ninja-star.
In retaliation, I throw a bowling ball filled with liquid nitrogen at him, freezing him in place. I then go back to the hardware store...
In retaliation, I throw a bowling ball filled with liquid nitrogen at him, freezing him in place. I then go back to the hardware store...
Malevolent, still sitting in his room, drops fat people on charizard, who is buried under around 2 tons of pure flesh.
However as I used my powers to fog up Ren's contact lenses he missed me and instead hit a pile of electronic's catalogues. I then Ran along the walls prince of persia style to avoid the shurikens and then scooped up a gun shaped item from the floor without look at what it is, before teleporting behind Ren, aiming at his head and pulling the trigger to my.....barcode reader...
Claymorez' barcode reader explodes, blowing him apart. The words appear on the ground in front of him. "Malevolent was here."
I respawn in the freezer section and use my powers to don a Sherlock Holmes outfit and a large magnifying glass to look for my attacker to gain my revenge. Unfortunately when I then go to the pipe shop to buy a pipe I learn no smoking is permitted in the Mall.
I see a mini-wii-sized-cd-with-knife-blades-on-it-so-I-guess-it's-like-a-ninja-star fly by my head and just barely miss me. Startled and unarmed, I run into the Mcdonnalds, vault the counter, and take cover. I look around for a weapon, but all I see is a rusty spatchella and some katchup packets. I Take the ketchup and pocket it, and grab the rusty spatualla. This will be interesting.