Mall Fight!
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I respawn in bed with a sexy shopper at my side, and my belly full of the LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE.
"Ahh. Life is good."
I respawn in bed with a sexy shopper at my side, and my belly full of the LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE.
"Ahh. Life is good."
Steakheart then realises it's all a figment of the his imagination as I drugged him with Chloroform.
As he wakes up I stick him in the freezer of the frozen section and lock the freezer door.
As he wakes up I stick him in the freezer of the frozen section and lock the freezer door.
I throw up. The warmth of by bodily fluids melts the ice, keeping me warm. Also, I can eat the bits in it.
ZOMG YOU REGURGITATED THE LAST PEEEEZZZUUHHHH SLLLIIIIIICCEEEEE AAHHHHH.
I throw a bag of frozen peas at steak and a frozen fish at death.
I throw a bag of frozen peas at steak and a frozen fish at death.
I quickly slurp up the pizza and peas. Then, I take advantage of Disaster's stupidity and run out of the door, which he foolishly left open.
Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
I slap myself with a icicle in my shame. But as the cold air escapes it magically turns the entire Mall into a winter snowland.
I slap myself with a icicle in my shame. But as the cold air escapes it magically turns the entire Mall into a winter snowland.
After recovering from my choking incident, and having my burns treated by a questionable tramp claiming to be a doctor I met in an ally way, I heard upon the loud speakers talk of this LAST PEPERONI PIZZA SLICE. After wandering a while I ran into steakheart laughing manically, and singing bloody "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS", and decided I found his laughter and bad choice of song offensive. So I liberated a cheese grater from a nearby trash can and slapped him across the face with it, shouting, "Evening Commissioner!"
What are you, a Brit? I slap you in the face with a cheeseburger, saying, "Chips are for losers!" and run off.
[small]No offense.[/small]
[small]No offense.[/small]
lmao
I then precede to run to the local chippy where i then fashion a chips gun by combining deep fried chips and a paint ball gun, which I then use to attack stakeheart with as he attempts to hide behind a column.
(I am british jsu know - take no offense)steakheart said:
I then precede to run to the local chippy where i then fashion a chips gun by combining deep fried chips and a paint ball gun, which I then use to attack stakeheart with as he attempts to hide behind a column.
I inform claymorez that he spelled my name wrong. He shoots himself with the chip gun. I eat some of them, going back on my previous speech, and run to the coneveniently placed tank shop.
I finally walk onto the scene and encounter Steakheart and shoot him with my firearms from before. I then apologize, help him up, then punch him in the face and run off to the Tank shop and place an order for a Large M1 Abrams and a kids-meal Sherman.
The slightly redhead cashier says "Right away, sir. Rare, medium or well done?"
While COR tries to figure out the meaning of this question, the cashier takes off his apron revealing he was actually Ren.
I then flip a switch on the wall and a Large M1 Abrams and a kids-meal Sherman fall on top of COR, killing him.
"I like this job."
While COR tries to figure out the meaning of this question, the cashier takes off his apron revealing he was actually Ren.
I then flip a switch on the wall and a Large M1 Abrams and a kids-meal Sherman fall on top of COR, killing him.
"I like this job."
Catching on to Ren's diabolical scheme I decide to join him behind one of the cashiers in the tank shop and adopt an indi get up for a disguise, and start abusing customers. For example one idiot asked for his receipt, I replied "DO I LOOK LIKE UR BLOODY SLAVE!", before proptly telling him to crawl down the large tube next to me for his receipt.