Mall Fight!

[Disaster Button]

I rig the arcade games to spew cheese flavoured jelly.

I then release the mice which proceed to eat your delicious face tasting of cheesey jelly.

 

[Ren3004]

I save KC by spraying all the mice with chloroform. Then, I spray KC with chloroform, open an arcade machine, and put him in there.


I take a gun controller from one of the arcade machines and attach it to my SUPER AWESOME CHLOROFORM SPRAY, creating my SUPER AWESOME CHLOROFORM GUN.

 

[Sam G]

I open the hatch of that Arcade Machine, drop a grenade in it and run away very fast, pausing only to knock Ren out by striking him in the back of the head with one of my golf clubs.

 

[Ren3004]

The explosion knocks me out of the arcade, and I fall to the floor below me. Shooting everyone in my way, I prepare to chloroform sam g in the face.

 

[Sam G]

Before Ren can chloroform me, I headbutt his hand, then pull my staple gun out of my pocket and staple his eyelids shut.

 

[Ren3004]

NO, NOT THE EYES. I crawl on the floor, looking for my gun but instead put my hand on a bear trap and bleed to death.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

The entire mall is now coated in a thick layer of Jello, meaning the fat people charge, while Malevolent cackles evilly.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the middle of the corridor, only to see a bunch of fat guys drowning in jello. I start looking for the owner of the bear traps.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

A particularly chunky fat man falls on Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

Luckily, I respawn inside the hunting store and find malevolent picking up more bear traps. I grab the cash register and beat him to death with it.

 

[SteakHeart]

I respawn behind Ren and shoot him in the back with one of the rifles on the wall. I then walk into the food court and set up base.

 

[deathless14]

I walk in to the mall. i look at the rukus. "wow" i run into a novulty store and grab a potato shooter I add a pvc pipe to the barrel so that it shoots whole potatos. I grab a bag of potatos from a grocry store and heat in to the mess

 

[Ren3004]

I head to the furniture store, cut a mattress open and hide inside it. Ah, the next person who wants to take a nap will have an unpleasant surprise.

 

[deathless14]

I stalk around seeing realy random killings and THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM i go in to a furniture store. i start to sit on a bed but i see ren in there so i shoot 3 potatos in to his love nuts

 

[Ren3004]

Fortunately, I had managed to stab deathless with a pair of scissors, severing his sciatic nerve.

Hurts like hell, doesn't it?

 

[deathless14]

Gaaaaa!!! I limb over to a couch and shoot more potatos at ren

 

[Disaster Button]

I sneak out of the shadows and force death to eat brocolli It's good for you.

 

[Ren3004]

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Why is it always potatoes? Anyway, I duck behind the counter and make a slingshot with pens and a rubber band. I start returning fire from behind the counter.


For some reason, he's also throwing broccoli at me now.

 

[deathless14]

yum brocolli i shoot disaster with a potato i return fire to ren

 

[SteakHeart]

Seeing a fight raging in the furniture section, I pop 'em all in the head. I then grab a slice of pizza from a Sbarro's stand and begin to munch on it.