Mall Fight!

[Sam G]

The water meets with the massive fire that nobody bothered to put out (It's probably consumed the whole mall by now) and the steam that was created causes every one of us to suffocate.
I respawn on the roof.

 

[SteakHeart]

It turns out the CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM under the rubble is a fake, and I am happily licking away at the REAL LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, while surrounded by a bunch of ferrets who will give up their lives to protect me.

 

[SteakHeart]

Before I can be choked, the ferrets jump on you and bite out your jugular.

 

[Ren3004]

Spoiler

This is getting a little to weird...

I respawn in the middle of a bunch of ferrets, only to see steakheart choking on THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM. I perform Heimlich's maneuver on steak, breaking his ribs, and making him throw up the ice cream into oblivion.

While steak is on the floor, complaining about his ribs, Sir falls down from the ceiling, squashing him.

 

[Sam G]

I jump up and down many times, causing the roof to cave in on you jerks.

 

[Ren3004]

I dodge a bit of roof that smashes Sir, then grab sam by his neck and start flailing him around.

 

[Ren3004]

I throw sam at the floor, forcing him to eat and digest the ice cream splat on the floor.

I then head towards the computer store.

 

[SteakHeart]

I respawn in the porn section of the book area. I throw them into a pile and set them on fire. The loss of perfectly good porn drives you all mad, and you kill yourselves.

 

[Ren3004]

I search the store for RAM chips, however, when I find them, I feel a disturbance in the Force and fall dead.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I respawn in the porn section of the book area. I throw them into a pile and set them on fire. The loss of perfectly good porn drives you all mad, and you kill yourselves.

Depends. Is it playBOY or playGIRL?

Anyway, I see a whole bunch of people drop dead. Then I run around the store yelling "I WIN!!" until I slip on the ice cream, hit my head and die.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn inside the pharmacy (gee, now I'm in the pharmacy... guess I couldn't be here BEFORE I died).

I find some chloroform and a spray can, using both to make my SUPER AWESOME CHLOROFORM SPRAY!

 

[Claymorez]

after having a whole lot of roof fall on me, have my face and back licked and having a mad ferret ravaging places I'd rather not mention, I pick myself up and gather up THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICECREAM and teleport myself up on the upper floor to sam_g usuing my God powers and punch him down, so he falls atop the rubble and then elegantly and proudly eat my beautiful icecream, letting it melt in my mouth SLOWLY!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Seeing this blatant cheating, I bellow from atop Altarius: "CLAYMOREZ YOU FOOL! YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!"

 

[Claymorez]

Reolising my mistake too late i try and spit out the remnants of THE LAST CHOCOLATE ICECREAM, choking on it as I do so and then falling down the hole in the ceiling, where I then get real close to sam g, giving him an accidental "special hug" and not in the good way as i hit the ground.

Seeing this blatant cheating, I bellow from atop Altarius: "CLAYMOREZ YOU FOOL! YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!"

(i ran into god store in the start and got god powers [havent used em unfairly just in a comically orintated manner] read back so its not exactly cheating)

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Reolising my mistake too late i try and spit out the remnants of THE LAST CHOCOLATE ICECREAM, choking on it as I do so and then falling down the hole in the ceiling, where I then get real close to sam g, giving him an accidental "special hug" and not in the good way as i hit the ground.

Seeing this blatant cheating, I bellow from atop Altarius: "CLAYMOREZ YOU FOOL! YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!"

(i ran into god store in the start and got god powers [havent used em unfairly just in a comically orintated manner] read back so its not exactly cheating)

(I knew it wasn't really cheating lol)

I set Vera on fire and finish off claymorez with delicious-smelling flames.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

I remain in the bed section still alive because I have a scuba diving suit on with an oxygen tank, having survived the steam from earlier. I am still in my fort.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I turn to lay siege to LordGarbageMan's fortress, but accidentally catch Vera in Alistair's wheel, which catches fire to the engine and makes a large impressive fireball. Ouch.

 

[Sam G]

I respawn after the "Mass Porn Death" incident inside a kitchen appliances store. I grab a few knives, then go out butchering people.

 

[SteakHeart]

I, running away from the pornographic ashes, eat up the LAAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, but it turns out Ren3004 sprayed him with his SUPER AWESOME CHLOROFORM SPRAY, killing both him and me.

 

[KC_spot]

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDD I die.... in shock because of the weirdness going on around me...

respawns.... shrugs and goes into the arcade...