Malevolent makes the jelly beans all the bad Harry Potter flavors, then sends a fat guy to nail the barrel shut.
Mall Fight!
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I don't, I never liked him anyway. Also, Malevolent's voice sounds over the loudspeaker. "ATTENTION MAGGOTS. THE GAME. THAT IS ALL."
I spawn right next to the jelly beans, not hearing Malevolent, and take all the soap flavored beans and run to the outdoors section of the mall and hide in a tent.
I spawn in the bed section of the mall and move all the beds so that there is a small fort. I then hide in a massive pile of pillows in the center of the fort. To steer off fat people, I have placed the entire stock of chocolate snack packs in the center of the mall. To defend myself from bears, I spray fabric softener all around the fort so that bears cannot smell my tasty flesh.
I respawn back by the jelly beans, then reel back as I realize they're Harry Potter's and blow it to bits, Ren and all.
Upon waking up to find myself in a noisy, ice-creamy mall, I run to find an exit. As I wrestle with the impenetrable, locked doors, I look over to see a floor waxer, keys in ignition. I have found my battle mount. I laugh maniacally as the floor gets dangerously slippery in my wake.
I make my way to the food court, taking a mop that I found next to the floor waxer with me. With Vera (I named my mop), I run into the McDonalds, drenching Vera in hot, boiling frying oil. I run back out, dripping delicious greasy death, and hop back onto Alistair (my floor waxer). I ride into the fray, whipping Vera around like a medieval flail.
I make my way to the food court, taking a mop that I found next to the floor waxer with me. With Vera (I named my mop), I run into the McDonalds, drenching Vera in hot, boiling frying oil. I run back out, dripping delicious greasy death, and hop back onto Alistair (my floor waxer). I ride into the fray, whipping Vera around like a medieval flail.
After recovering from what I would later recount in the bar (when we all take 30 minutes to talk out our issues like real men/women) as my vicious battle with 200+ Ninjas, who snuck up behind me, and whom I managed to kill off all of, sept 1 who took me from the side with an icecream cone, and whos bodies all disappeared when I made the floor eat them in anger, I restart (for the umbillionth time) my search for THE LAST CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, and grab a roasted chicken I see on the floor to use as a maul to take on the obese tidal wave coming my way.