Mall Fight!

[XIII's Number XIV]

[small]I can't sleep without the mall going up in flames?[/small]

I awoke to the smell of burning, and realize that I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Apparently, I'm still in the ice cream section, so I run over to where everyone else is to see Sir and Jed separating, with Ren behind them.

"Let me help you with that!" I shout as I fire a flaming cocktail at the three.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I see a man with a few stored Cock-Tails.. -Giggles-
I grab the baseball bat which i drill nails into.. And slam him in the side with the sharp naily baseball bat..

Have at thee"!

 

[Ren3004]

Hey, he was helping me!

I aim at Grimm, cut off his fingers with flaming scalpels, take his baseball bat and hit him in the head with it.

Meanwhile, Jed starts to turn green. Putting our quarrel aside, I go to his aid and ask

"Hey, man, are you sick?"

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I raise from the ground and bite ren in the neck and rip a chunk of flesh from the meaty substance, "NomNom.."..
"Braaains.."

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I gun-whip Grimm in the back of the head, then took the naily baseball bat and bludgeoned him to death.

Then I went over to Jed and Ren to see what was going on.

 

[Jedamethis]

I reply to Ren: "No, just very very angry."

I then rip him to shreds and separate from Sir
Noticing I'm on fire and have scalpels in my back, I run to the fountain to put myself out, then run away to pull out the scalpels

 

[Ren3004]

Ouch, my neck!

I turn around, drive a scalpel through Grimm's brain, killing him, and say

"Bite me!"

Suddenly, a big green hand grabs my shoulder.


CENSORED


I respawn inside the music store, still holding my crossbow.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I respawn, "The hell"?

I grab the T-Virus and inject myself with it.. "Yea' mother fuckers, Taste VENGEANCE"!

 

[Jedamethis]

I believe these scalpels are yours?
I then stab all of them into Ren's face

 

[Sam G]

"Special delivery!" I yell, hanging on to a rope attached to the ceiling and swooping down, firing staples at the lot of you jerks.

 

[Jedamethis]

I watch as sam's staples fall to the ground. And laugh.

 

[Ren3004]

Having just been ripped to shreds and stabbed in the face with scalpels seems to have awoken my latent ninja skills.


I crawl between the mob, hold myself from the ceiling and take aim at Jed's head.


Unfortunately, I find out that my skills were just imaginary and everyone in the corridor, including Jed, is staring at me

 

[Jedamethis]

I stare at Ren and poke him

 

[Sam G]

I hop down from the ceiling, walk over to Ren and kick him in the kidneys.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"All this while I'm just standing here..."

I grab all the dropped weapons and combine them into some sort of super weapon, and begin firing at the now T-virus infested Hollow Grimm.

[small] Ya know, Grimmjow would be kinda cool if he was a super-zombie...[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

My kidneys! I retaliate by punching sam's spleen, thereby rupturing it.

I hope you enjoy that massive internal bleeding.

 

[Sam G]

I staple up my spleen wound with my staple gun, then whip out my golf clubs and bury them in Ren's skull.

 

[Ren3004]

Unfortunately, the staples only make deeper wounds, and sam dies of massive internal bleeding, paralizing the diaphragm and obstructing the gonadal artery (who says this isn't medically possible?).

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

A massive bucket of water douses everyone, and a THE LAST FUDGE ICE CREAM APPEARS ON A MASSIVE TV SCREEN THAT ANYONE IN THE MALL CAN SEE, IT'S IN THE CENTER OF THE MALL GUARDED BY ONE SINGLE ARMED OLD MAN. RUN TO GET IT!!!!oneone!!!eleven

 

[Sam G]

I respawn next to the old man, break his neck, and guard THE LAST FUDGE ICE CREAM with my golf clubs.