Mall Fight!

[Claymorez]

After a lengthy procedure I am able to resusitate THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICECREAM, however before I can take a bite a stealthy train comes out of nowhere, mysteriously fixed, and pararaptor leans down and grabs it, moving off into the distance. I then Jump atop the train and begin to walk down its skeletal and metallic backside, with the wind slapping my cheeks, ready to do battle for my prize once more.

 

[Claymorez]

Finally I am able to kick Para off the train and I make a lunge for THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM.

 

[Claymorez]

Now whilst both sirbrightside and pararaptor are distracted I make another go at THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, using my God powers to manifest myself with my old pair of legs and then run towards it, and enroute I throw a potion in the opposite direction , calling to jed/sirbrightside claiming its the cure.

 

[Azraellod]

I respawn in the historic farming section, and pick up a scythe. [sup]It's a good thing that rather then a conventional weapon, it's a type of farming equipment. Well, good for me anyway.[/sup]

I run out, and head for Pararaptor. I bury the blade into his spine.

 

[Ristoril]

I find a wooden baseball bat, stick a bunch of razor blades in it and find a metal trash can lid for a shield, uncreative but effective. Thusly armed, I go hunting.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Huh? I'm standing behind you. That's how I hit your spine.[/sup]

The Pararaptor apparently assumed he could kick with a scythe in his back. out of the delirium caused by the scythe in the back thing.

I bury the blade into Pararaptor's head this time. He crumples to the floor, dead, and I leave to find someone else to kill. Oh, I leave the scythe there, because I'm bored of it now.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Look, I'm trying to make a point. We're supposed to be humans here, so we die easily, as humans do.[/sup]

I respawn in the food section. I collect several canned drinks, and then run to the DIY section. I put them in the paint shaking device, and wait 10 minutes.

After waiting, I grab the cans and encounter someone. Without bothering to check who it is, I throw a can at them and watch it explode.

 

[Claymorez]

I ward off the Zombies using my Godly powers, after picking out the last of the glass from my head, to manifest a few hundred light saber based weaponry for everyone (for even I cant look after myself against such a hoard) and I lose sight of THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM beneath the rabble, so it becomes an epic rugby scum/fight resident evil style!

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

[sup]I edited that, because I realized I missed my own point with that.
Fair reasoning I guess. It just seems more interesting when deaths are easy, and respawning can take you anywhere.
The doors are locked though.[/sup]

As Pararaptor tried to open the doors, I threw an explosive can at him. The doors stayed there, but the resulting explosion caused foam to appear around there.

As I turned away, one of the cans I was holding went off. I drowned in the foam, and waited to respawn...

 

[Sam G]

As no-one bothered to put out the fire I caused two pages back, now half the mall is on fire. I come running out of the flames, holding (you guessed it) a pair of golf putters and a staple gun. Next, I grab Pm0n3y, throw him into the burning half of the mall, then staple the doors shut so he can't get out.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spoiler: SirBryghtside

Thanks for not leaving me behind!

I wake up normal sized and coloured, and still attached to Sir.

I sharpen the CDs on my arm, and slice up the raptors, but get overwhelmed.
We start running for THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM

 

[Ren3004]

Rubber band... check. Cogs... check. Half pipe... check. Blowtorch... check. Finally, my improvised crossbow is complete.


Luckily, I don't have to wait too long to try it, because Sir and Jed appear to be running dow the corridor holding some kind of spears... Wait, they seem to have merged... WTF is going on here.


Anyway, I load the scalpels into the crossbow, take aim, and hit their back with a steady stream of flaming scalpels.

Sir and Jed start to separate...