Mall Fight!
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What he failed to notice was there was a spy trailing him. The spy backstabs him, takes THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, and brings it to Malevolent, who eats it, watching the hell over the cameras.
You drill into a decoy. Which was the spy, who collapsed, cursing.
The real Malevolent sneeaks up behind him, punches his lights out, drags him into a soundproof closet with diamond walls, and ties his arms and legs to a floorbound chair, takes all weapons, pulls out all his teeth, and then forces him to listen to hannah montanna's entire works on a loop on an ipod out of his reach. Cackling maniacally, he then spawns a CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM POP SICLE and dangles it several feet out of his reach as well, waking him back up with an electric shock, he slams the door shut, bars it, and throws away the key.
The real Malevolent sneeaks up behind him, punches his lights out, drags him into a soundproof closet with diamond walls, and ties his arms and legs to a floorbound chair, takes all weapons, pulls out all his teeth, and then forces him to listen to hannah montanna's entire works on a loop on an ipod out of his reach. Cackling maniacally, he then spawns a CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM POP SICLE and dangles it several feet out of his reach as well, waking him back up with an electric shock, he slams the door shut, bars it, and throws away the key.
I swallow my own tongue, killing myself, and respawn right behind Malevolent.
"Looking for someone?" I say, grabbing him and breaking his neck.
I also burn all music CDs in the control room, making sure that Hannah Montana can no longer attack us.
"Looking for someone?" I say, grabbing him and breaking his neck.
I also burn all music CDs in the control room, making sure that Hannah Montana can no longer attack us.
..Spy. HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKERS DOES HE HAVE? The real Malevolent is behind you, with his entrails hanging out.
Ring ring. A noise is heard behind you, followed by a dull ache in your head. You wake up in the closet, with no tounge, or nose, in the same situation as before.
[small]Dangit...wait...did I get killed? [/small]
I recover from the blow to my head, dodge roll out of the car, and fire at it. Then I made my way to the horde of fighters Ren's slashing and fire there, but miss, and hit the hot water pipe above. Then I screamed as I tried to run away from the scalding hot tidal wave, then duck into the ice cream shop and seal the door, watching as people get sucked away to the other side.
I recover from the blow to my head, dodge roll out of the car, and fire at it. Then I made my way to the horde of fighters Ren's slashing and fire there, but miss, and hit the hot water pipe above. Then I screamed as I tried to run away from the scalding hot tidal wave, then duck into the ice cream shop and seal the door, watching as people get sucked away to the other side.
The hot water floods the corridor, splitting the mob in half. I manage to enter the pharmacy, use a medkit to heal my burn wounds, then pick up some scalpels to use as weapons. Remembering I left Jed and Sir hanging from a railing, I head there to finish the job.
On my way, however, I make a little stop at the hardware store.
On my way, however, I make a little stop at the hardware store.
I go and explore the ice cream shop, and find...
"Oh. What's this?"
THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM that someone was hiding!
...which I quickly put in my pack and continue exploring.
"Oh. What's this?"
THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM that someone was hiding!
...which I quickly put in my pack and continue exploring.
Number's pack explodes, taking away all his good weaponry. Yay for hidden bombs placed by pricks you can't see because they're hiding in a safe!
[small] Aw man! You know how much I had to type to make just one gun? [/small]
Anyway, yeah, I saw that coming. Right before I heard the final beep, I threw my pack off and into the clothing section, where it explodes. Then I set off to make another cocktail launcher...
Anyway, yeah, I saw that coming. Right before I heard the final beep, I threw my pack off and into the clothing section, where it explodes. Then I set off to make another cocktail launcher...
A small gun that fires balls of cotton appears infront of Number, along with several cotton balls.
I finally launch myself from my hiding place for everyone had thought they had landed on me when in fact they were a pair of pillows and my broken bionics from before cleverly disguised, unfortunately I get confused between Stranger's sicle and the REAL CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICECREAM and run towards him and bite the sickle. Then finding my mouth bleeding I ring my attorney and Lawyer and sew Stranger for damages. However by now I realise where the real icecream is and then precede to elaborately disembowel Stranger and then gather up the liquid remains of the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICECREAM and rush to the nearby 10+ year old's science set store where I can apply a easily accessible and user friendly condensation and evaporation experiment set to rebuild the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM.
