Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

I managed to hide from steak behind the counter, and followed him the the pizza stand.


I stab his sciatic nerve with my scissors and steal his pizza slice.

THE LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE.

 

[Disaster Button]

I manage to find and eat the last potato and I recover miraculously

I begin my raid of the Pizza stand. I throw a chair at you and it splinters your face. No more delicious Pizza for you Ren.

 

[deathless14]

i guess i respawn in the middle of a golf n' staplers store without my potato gun i make a golf gun thing by putting two staplers on the end of a golf club and loading it with golf balls i head to the pizza stand and THE LAST PEPERONI PIZZA SLICE

 

[Disaster Button]

The Pizza slice is mine, damn you death.

I deflect your golf balls with my wodden plank as I dive behind my fort of chairs around the pizza oven and wait for the last pizza to cook. I throw an empty pizza box at you.

 

[deathless14]

I shoot it full of holes with my golf balls i shoot over a hundred golfballs at your fort going right through your fort of chairs

 

[Hollow Grimm]

The mutated Grimm came out of his hiding place and slashed deathless in half.. The effects of the mutation to him have gone out of control.

 

[SteakHeart]

Hooray! I started a new fad on this thread!

OT: Unfazed by the cut, I snap Disaster's neck and take the LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE for myslef. I then run off, firing my rifle and cackling maniacally.

 

[Disaster Button]

I respawn in the frozen food Isle. Grab my pea shooter, lock and load, and take aim. I shoot a pea and it whizzes threw your brain. You fall, the pizza slice sliding waaaaaaaaay accros the room

 

[deathless14]

i respawn in a fountan i find on the floor an unused marshmallow shooter and a bag of uranium i go to the pizza stand and shoot uranium at steak heart and disaster

 

[SteakHeart]

I respawn next to the LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE. Pwned.

 

[Disaster Button]

I reveal my true plans. While you fools were fighting over the ZOMG LAST PPEEEZZZUUHHH SLICE I was making ice cream.

I knock an old woman off her mobility scooter and zoom off to the Ice Cream shop. Cookies and Cream Ice Cream here I come.

 

[deathless14]

i run to the ice cream shop with the old lady she yells at disaster and hits him on the head with her cane i shoot disaster again with uranium

 

[SteakHeart]

I eat up the LAST PEPPERONI PIZZA SLICE, making sure all crumbs are miine, ALL MIIINE!

 

[Disaster Button]

I fall to the ground and wait for you to enter the shop with the old lady.

She grabs my ice cream, runs out and hands it to me. I flip a trigger and the shop explodes with you inside. I then Chloroform the Old Lady so she won't eat my ice cream.

 

[deathless14]

after respawning i run to steakheart and shoot uranium down his throut

 

[Disaster Button]

I knock you unconcscious with a 2x4 and seal you both in the hardware section using power drills.

Feel free to fight for my entertainment.

 

[SteakHeart]

Hmph. Well, I shoot through the wood and break free. I run down to the furniture section and begin humping a couch.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

I walk behind Disaster and impale him in the gut with my mutated arm.
"Braaains..."...

 

[deathless14]

i look at steakheat ewww i shoot him with uranium

 

[SteakHeart]

MATRIXX DOOOOGEEE! The uranium whizzes past me, and I strangle deathless with her own hands.