Mall Fight!

[SteakHeart]

That would be me. With a pail of hot fryer oil.

 

[Ren3004]

Which promptly explodes in your hand when I hit it with shurikens and lightning.


Oh, I'm sorry, did you need those arms?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. I headbutt you so hard your throw up your heart.

 

[Ren3004]

Ah, I don't need that! Oh, wait, I do...


I see a tunnel, my life flashes before my eyes, and I see my dead grandfather.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i turn down the AC to 0 and break off the control pannel so it's everlastingly cold!
then i go around pouring water on everyone

 

[Ren3004]

GAH, cold water, my only weakness!

I wake up from my near death experience, grab my heart and slap monkey across the face with it.

 

[COR 2000]

A-HA! Finally, after a day of not responding, I have finally completed my resurrection of the Pro-COR Army! And now, with the sudden changes in climate, I have found the perfect time to strike.....

Pro-COR Army, CHAAARRGGEE!

PCA: OOH-RAH!!!

Now, my army begins laying waste to the small section of land outside the tank shop. Shortly thereafter, the army mobilizes in search of Ren3004. With chances of recruitment and a biumvirate.

 

[SteakHeart]

I, being made of steak, attract the 'bots. As they approach, I detonate a hand grenade in my pocket.

 

[Ren3004]

I kindly accept COR's offer. Thank you, my good sir.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i send robots out to kill the PCA and take over the mall with an iron fist.

 

[Claymorez]

I spawn a Ratchet and Clank style gun, the groovatron and force everyone to dance for 30 seconds whilst I loot the Armani Exchange store for their awesome Leather Jackets, where I then get THE LAST ARMANI EXCHANGE AWESOME LEATHER JACKET.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i walk up to claymorez, break his leg godon freeman style with a crowbar and take the jacket.

 

[COR 2000]

Comrade Ren: Now that we've settled our differences and united, I send the army to the Armani Exchange store, Find claymorez, detonate him, and hunt down lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl and impeach him. After all that, I install Martial Law upon the mall and now we rule with an iron fist. Now that we have the mall under our control, who wants to go over to the theaters and see Paranormal Activity?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I vault the counter at Mcdonnalds and see cod3monkey breaking claymorz' legs. I run up and hit him with my rusty spatualla. It breaks into 3 pieces. "Shit" I exclaim, but not willing to be defeated, I reach into my pockets and grab all the ketchup packets I stole. "Do you want fries with that!" I shout as I squirt ketchup into his eyes

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Ouch, Sven missed and hit me with the mini-wii-sized-cd-with-knife-blades-on-it-so-I-guess-it's-like-a-ninja-star.


In retaliation, I throw a bowling ball filled with liquid nitrogen at him, freezing him in place. I then go back to the hardware store...

After about 20 posts of being frozen, I finally manage to thaw out. Then I run to the electrical appliances store and turn on the heater, crawling into a fetal position beside it.

 

[Claymorez]

After healing my legs - I use my powers to manifest 2 light sabres, some Space marine armour, a jet pack, a chain saw dagger, a rope of Grenades, 2 revolvers and a cowboy hat. Then decide to take on Comrade Ren's and Cor's army of (please remind me what we are fighting ) to gain revenge for my favourite left leg, and also I retrieve the LAST ARMANI EXCHANGE LEATHER JACKET and then stand on the railings look down upon the horde. Then I shout "I do not FEAR DEATH FOR I AM DEATH INCARNATE", before jumping arms spreat wide down into the masses, light sabres drawn.

(I look something like this now )

 

[Sam G]

(Wow, Claymorez, you're an ugly bastard...)
I show Claymorez a mirror, causing hm to lightsaber his own head off. Then I dig a really deep hole and ask Pararaptor to stand next to it and say "this is blasphemy, this is madness".

 

[Claymorez]

unfortunatly due to my stupidity i strike the mirror thinking it my head and instead cut my hands which hurt.

 

[Ren3004]

While watching Paranormal Activity with COR, I hear a commotion outside the theater.


I see claymorez crying over his bloody hands, and fill his head with shurikens and lightning.

"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FUCKING MOVIE!!!!"