I drench the people in the mall in napalm and corn syrup. I then unleash fat guys on fire at them
Mall Fight!
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Whilst this has been going on I've been enjoying a nice bucket of salt popcorn and the film gladiator, which has a 300 scene in it I obviously forgot (I am so absorbed in the film I didnt notice the change). and so I simply throw a lightning bolt at anyone who come near me and carry on watching the film.
I see Sam G's army of threehundred. Not having the time to fight them all, I launch an egg filled with T-Virus at the first spartan. Soon there us a massive zombie riot going on inside the theatre, and Sam G is helplessly mauled by his own army. I quickly side step out of the theatre and see Ren and Bryghtside preparing to fight. I grab a bag of popcorn and some cola and prepare for the show.
I use g-mod to make funny music videos and harass the venders in the mall, then cause coolenergy to spazz out until he explodes.
BOOM
I respawn out side of the gardening center, decide to grab a pitch fork, and then head back to the movie theatre
I respawn out side of the gardening center, decide to grab a pitch fork, and then head back to the movie theatre
i then take an All-Seing-Stone, track coolenergy down and beat the fuck out of him wih a crowbar, blast both of his arms off with a shotgun, stab him in the stomach with an ice pick, cripple him, take his pitchfork, and stab him up against the wall of the movie theatre. i then watch you die slowly and painfully, and right after you die, i die of suffocation because i was laughing so hard.
strangely sirbrightside simply chocked me for a second (he never said he killed me 
). I then unleashed my woop ass God skills and summon a hord of Spartans of my own and ask them to fight the zombies and 299 off whilst I carry on watching my movie!
image of battle
). I then unleashed my woop ass God skills and summon a hord of Spartans of my own and ask them to fight the zombies and 299 off whilst I carry on watching my movie!
(ya I known bad me but i had the picture and felt compelled/needed to go somewhere in this fight )
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when he sits down to continue his movie i drop down from the cieling lodge my bloodied crowbar into your skull....i presume you have just died, right before the movie ended!
Wow code monkey that was unbelievably dark...I respawn and grab a shovel, and the head back for Mcdonnalds.
unfortunately for you, my day job is the cashier at the mcdonald's! so, i pull out a chainsaw (that i conveniently placed in the register) and cut your head off before you take the first bite of that big mac! then drop it, and blow up every fast food chain in the mall
EDIT: oh and by the way guys, fight back...
EDIT: oh and by the way guys, fight back...
but unluckily for you, that was my decoy! you just killed Donnald Trump! As he lay dieing, his last words were "I'm.....fired..." and then he dies. I take my shovel and vault the counter, and the I use the shovel to knock you out. Once you are out cold I tie you up, and procede to enjoy my big mac.
"Damn, how didn't I see the great tasting food at competitive prices right across the way?!?" I say aloud before I die. I respawn in the BK and procede to buy 500 Burgers, and then load them into my 'State-certified burger launcher'. Afterwards I kick over a table, aim towards the door, and prepare to hold the fort. Oh and I eat a whopper.
(nice new avatar m8) I then use my God powers to create 12 magical talismans and teleport them to hiding places in the mall. I keep one of them for myself though, the dog talisman - I have listed the powers each grants and where to find them in the mall. Then I drop down from the air vent and break sirbrightsides neck like a ninja using a spoon.
Talismans:
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Rat: Power of Animation. "Motion to the Motionless" Gives inanimate objects life. Found on top of an ancient Chinese lantern.
Ox: Power of Super Strength. Found by on the mask of El Toro Fuerte at the wrestling ring.
Tiger: Power of Balance. When halved, it also splits the user's positive and negative halves (Yin and Yang) into two separate beings, each holding a half of the talisman. Can also be used to find the "other half" of a broken object. The two beings rejoin when they reunite the broken talisman. Found within a pie.
Rabbit: Power of Super Speed. Found stuck in the shell of a tortoise in the aquarium.
Dragon: Power of Combustion. Allows explosive energy to be discharged from the talisman. Found in a airvent/cave.
Snake: Power of Invisibility. Found in the science museum.
Horse: Power of Healing/Renewal. "The noble horse of a knight" can "expel all alien forces within," curing the user of illness (foreign bodies), and can also heal physical injuries, repair broken objects and instantly relieve physical pain and disorientation. Found within a structure atop the theatre's popcorn machine.
Sheep: Power of Astral Projection, or the ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams. Found in a crate in a by the Mall's inside station.
Monkey: Power of Shapeshifting, Change shape of oneself or others into different animals(possible of turning oneself into non-living object). Found on the floor next to main fountain.
Rooster: Power of Levitation The user of this talisman will have the power to levitate into the air, combining this talisman with the rabbit talisman will allow the person to achieve flight. It also grants the user telekinesis. Found within a golden shield inside the antique store.
Dog: Power of Immortality. "The Dog is best friend to Man, it restores youthful energy and grants Eternal Life"; it can negate the effects of aging (the user won't turn young again, but they will feel as though they have) and make them invulnerable, but only for as long as the user is in contact/wearing the talisman. Found on Claymorez's person
Pig: Power of Heat Vision. Allows the user to expel powerful beams of energy through their eyes. It bears similarity to Superman's Laser Vision. Found in the Dutch clock shop on the second floor of the mall.
NOTE: the power of each talisman stops when it is taken off the person e.g. knocked out their hand, and yes u may injest them but then the powers are perminently switched on, e.g. eat the monkey and ur constantly transforming unable to control what u become next.
Talismans:
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Rat: Power of Animation. "Motion to the Motionless" Gives inanimate objects life. Found on top of an ancient Chinese lantern.
Ox: Power of Super Strength. Found by on the mask of El Toro Fuerte at the wrestling ring.
Tiger: Power of Balance. When halved, it also splits the user's positive and negative halves (Yin and Yang) into two separate beings, each holding a half of the talisman. Can also be used to find the "other half" of a broken object. The two beings rejoin when they reunite the broken talisman. Found within a pie.
Rabbit: Power of Super Speed. Found stuck in the shell of a tortoise in the aquarium.
Dragon: Power of Combustion. Allows explosive energy to be discharged from the talisman. Found in a airvent/cave.
Snake: Power of Invisibility. Found in the science museum.
Horse: Power of Healing/Renewal. "The noble horse of a knight" can "expel all alien forces within," curing the user of illness (foreign bodies), and can also heal physical injuries, repair broken objects and instantly relieve physical pain and disorientation. Found within a structure atop the theatre's popcorn machine.
Sheep: Power of Astral Projection, or the ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams. Found in a crate in a by the Mall's inside station.
Monkey: Power of Shapeshifting, Change shape of oneself or others into different animals(possible of turning oneself into non-living object). Found on the floor next to main fountain.
Rooster: Power of Levitation The user of this talisman will have the power to levitate into the air, combining this talisman with the rabbit talisman will allow the person to achieve flight. It also grants the user telekinesis. Found within a golden shield inside the antique store.
Dog: Power of Immortality. "The Dog is best friend to Man, it restores youthful energy and grants Eternal Life"; it can negate the effects of aging (the user won't turn young again, but they will feel as though they have) and make them invulnerable, but only for as long as the user is in contact/wearing the talisman. Found on Claymorez's person
Pig: Power of Heat Vision. Allows the user to expel powerful beams of energy through their eyes. It bears similarity to Superman's Laser Vision. Found in the Dutch clock shop on the second floor of the mall.
NOTE: the power of each talisman stops when it is taken off the person e.g. knocked out their hand, and yes u may injest them but then the powers are perminently switched on, e.g. eat the monkey and ur constantly transforming unable to control what u become next.
Cool avatar, Bryghtside.
I block Sir's force choke and use the force to sense my surroundings. I then force pull my lightsaber to my hand and turn it on.
"Only a Sith changes avatars this close to Halloween. I will do what I must!" I say
"You will try..." replies Sir, grabbing his own saber.
*Cue Duel of the Fates [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhzsDdE2vM]*
My soul holds on to dear life until I see someone passing below me with a shopping cart. I jump into the cart and respawn, and my hand grows back.
"My past self... Why didn't you tell me? Why?"
I then go to see COR, the Jedi master who trained me, planning to ask him the truth.
"My past self... Why didn't you tell me? Why?"
I then go to see COR, the Jedi master who trained me, planning to ask him the truth.
"ATTENTION MAGGOTS. THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE FEAST IN THE FOOD COURT. ANYONE THAT DOESN'T SHOW UP IS GOING TO BE DEVOURED WITH NO CHANCE OF RESPAWNING. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AND YOU CAN BRING NO WEAPONRY. I AM EXCLUDED FROM THIS FEAST, AND IF YOU BRING ALONG ANY WEAPONS I WILL DIP YOU IN HOT OIL. ALSO, THE GAME." Malevolent's voice trails off.