Actually, the book is so damn heavy that it can kill ghosts. Seriously, look it up.
Anyway, I draw Bryghtside's attention, and let him come after me. He chases me until for some reason he stands still. Looking down, he sees a pentagram on the floor.
I then open the book of the dead and recite the incantation that will ban his ghost from our plane of existence.
BUHAHAHA However to SirBrightSide's greatest displeasure he forgot to remove the real Lolcat from my person (which is tattoed on my body) and instead took a small cat statue i had in my pocket with the phrase"I iz Ninjaz"
(Lolcat: Power of Immortality. "The Lolcat is best friend to retard, it restores youthful energy and grants Eternal Life"; it can negate the effects of aging (the user won't turn young again, but they will feel as though they have) and make them invulnerable Found on Claymorez's person - only power object that cannot ever be removed)
SO I teleport behind Ren as he attempts to re-enact some B-Movie summoning spell, decapitate him with my Spoon and then shove a grenade in his mouth and pull the pin, which promptly explodes.
Before the explosion I teleport to the Music section in HMV and offering my hand to TheGreatCoolEnergy, saying "join me, and be my apprentice and I shall give you the power to get revenge on SirBrightSide". HE accepts and so I give him the power Yahtzee: (Power of Astral Projection, or the ability to eject the soul from the body and wander as an invisible spirit and able to enter a person's dreams and attack other spirits).
I then appear before Sam_g offering him the Dr. Rabbit and therefore the Power of Super Speed, to get Revenge upon Ren which he takes solemnly.
I then erect a huge throne in the centre of the mall, and done my clothing as THE EMPEROR and sit upon it like so (until u defeat all my disciples you may not ascend the throne in any way or get to me):
*cue the imperial march death metal version* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPlqcIncdQ
I sit on my chair beside my "Master", and then use my new aqcuired powers to posses Sam g. Now that I ahve super spead and have eliminated both his disciples, I use Sam g to charge at the emporer faster than the speed of light. The amount of force that hit the emporer kills him instantly, and then I use my powers to destroy Sam's mind. With both of them dead, I grab the giant flame sword and head back to HMV. I was enjoying the music you douche
I sit on my chair beside my "Master", and then use my new aqcuired powers to posses Sam g. Now that I ahve super spead and have eliminated both his disciples, I use Sam g to charge at the emporer faster than the speed of light. The amount of force that hit the emporer kills him instantly, and then I use my powers to destroy Sam's mind. With both of them dead, I grab the giant flame sword and head back to HMV. I was enjoying the music you douche
Again however the mindless foul forgot that i am IMMORTAL< INVULNERABLE, ETERNAL, I am THE EMPEOROR. So after a swift recovery I magic away the 2 power items for him, revive the once loyal Sam_g and grant him the power of super speed and heat beam eyes and then return to my throne (which i set about fixing thanks to the damage caused by thegreatcoolenergy's little display) - p.s. I destroy all the music in HMV and send them to a parallel dimension so that Thegreatcoolenergy may suffer!
BTW on the display screen is displayed for 2 seconds a prophecy: Only those who can unite all the talismans may challenge the power of the EMPEROR!
Using a conveniently placed electrician disguise, I sneak into HMV. I then screw around a bit with the power cables until I manage to overload the speakers, making them explode and killing CoolEnergy.
My expenditure of power causes a tiny rip in the fabric of existence and bridges the 2 parallel worlds without my knowledge, the cross over point is in the male homosexual porn section)- however the parallel dimension i sent The GREATCOOLENERGY to only plays on song/music the teletubby theame song!
The rip in the fabric of existence start expanding, causing reality to tear itself apart. I gain the ability to shoot laser beams from my hands. Oh, and the mall is being invaded by memes.
I charge my laz0r and shoot Rick Astley in the head.
The entire mall is suddenly filled with Rick Astely's own Never Gunna Give you Up, followed by what can only be discribed as a live concert by Hannah Montanna, who then eats THE LAST CHOCLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM AND THE LAST PIECE OF PEPPERIONI PIZZA ON THE TVS THAT APPEAR THROUGHOUT THE MALL. The TV's then explode, followed by Malevolent's Cakling.
I respawn somewhere inside of Claymorez' left kidney, and flex every muscle in my body, straining his body like goopy play-doh out of the cracks between his armor. I then narrow my eyes and say "fuck talismans."
And because you're invincible and your disciples are still alive, you aren't dead. You're just a puddle.
I respawn somewhere inside of Claymorez' left kidney, and flex every muscle in my body, straining his body like goopy play-doh out of the cracks between his armor. I then narrow my eyes and say "fuck talismans."
And because you're invincible and your disciples are still alive, you aren't dead. You're just a puddle.
)Also invulnerable to an extent - however u do cause me excessive pain and so) Feeling huge pain in my side I run towards the local hospital to have what I believe to be a Kidney stone removed, "I really need to watch what I eat".
I put on a surgical mask and disguise myself as a doctor. "Now Mr. Claymorez, that heart needs to come out!" I slash him open with a scalpel and remove all his major organs.
sam g turns around "Scalpel. Scalpel. I said SCALPEL. Nurse? Are you texting in the OR again?"
A drop of blood falls on sam's face. He looks above and sees the nurse's heedless body hanging upside down and me, jumping on top of him and killing him with a scalpel, a pair of thongs and a sowing needle.
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