Mall Fight!

[Sam G]

I respawn standing behind Ren, and I grab him and break his neck. Then I loot my own corpse for my old weapons.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the pharmacy, grab a syringe with epinephrine/adrenaline and inject sam with it.

His heart rate goes up and his heart explodes.

 

[Ren3004]

Oh no! Bryghtside has unleashed the memes again!


I grab a mudkip by the head and stab it violently with my syringe.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wow, i really haven't been here for a while." I say waking up from a almost endless slumber.
I spot Ren stabbing a dead Mudkip. i run up to him and punt the lifeless Pokemon corpse. It sails past two yellow bars.

"And it's good!" I say, throwing up my hands.

"Where have you been all this time?" Ren asks me.

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY! well... not really today, but like a few weeks ago, or sumpthin." I say before Ren punches me for saying another meme.

 

[Sam G]

"I'm gonna help too!" I decide, skidding over to the golf 'n' staplers store on my old skateboard from a couple of pages back.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Well, hell i might as well. Not like i got nothing better to do." I say revving up the Lancer i still had somehow.

 

[Claymorez]

Whilst Sirbrightside is waiting, his head bowed upon one kneee, I appear before him, placing my palm upon his head and say "Well done my disciple, you have stayed in the shadows and have earned their trust, once they are all gathered, do the deed as you planned from the start and slaughter them and I shall give you your sisters soul". I then disappear in a wisp of smoke and whisper "Remember, I am watching".

I will gain all your trust, and then kill you all. Starting with you Ren

Once Sam_g entered the golf store, and approached Sirbrightside, guard lowered, sirbrightside walked up to him and then when they embraced as brothers and allies he wispers in sam_g's ear, "I am sorry". Shock appears over sam_g's face but it is too late, the lightsaber impaled him through the head.

Pm0n3y then entered the store, and seeing the dead sam_g at Sirbrightsides feet launched himself calling, "traitorous - you were meant to defeat the emperor sirbrightside, not join him, you were the chosen one."

cue Battle music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJYXoC1OQc

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I beat the crap out of claymorez, taking full advantage of my stealth.

 

[Timotei]

*dashes up to claymorez and hits with bat*

BOINK!

 

[Baby Eater]

*picks up a teddy bear and rubber bands then shoots the teddy bear at Suiseiseki*

ummm.....fear me yet?

 

[Timotei]

*throws arms out to side*

[HEADING=2]ZA WARUDO![/HEADING]

*negative filter, time freezes*

HYYYAH!!!

*swings and hits bear with baseball bat*

Soshite toki ga ugoki desu.

*time resumes, bear flies back at eatmorebabiesmmg00d*

 

[Baby Eater]

the plush!! It burns! *shoots back with a tin can cross bow*

 

[Timotei]

*braces*

Batter up!

*hits tin can back at eatmorebabiesmmg00d*

 

[Baby Eater]

*head bleeds* owwwy....*makes a mcguyver-esque bomb out of duct tape nitroclycirin and a remote car then drives it at Suiseiseki*

 

[Timotei]

*Runs up flight of stairs*

You car can't reach me up here sucker!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Pm0n3y then entered the store, and seeing the dead sam_g at Sirbrightsides feet launched himself calling, "traitorous - you were meant to defeat the emperor sirbrightside, not join him, you were the chosen one!"

cue Battle music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJYXoC1OQc

"We trusted you! And you Betrayed us! How could you?!" i yell, in between hits from my Lancer.

Using amazing speed, i kick him out of the store. I rush at him. He swings at me, but i phase out before his hit could connect. I appear behind him. As he turns around, i kick him into the air, and jump up after him. We stay suspended in the air, as if time seemed to slow down. The other combatants that are nearby stop and watch the spectacle.

"Is that the Dancing Leaf Shadow?" Suiseiseki asks, astonished.

"I believe it is. You know what that means!" Pararaptor replied.

Long strings float gracefully out of my sleeves, and they wrap themselves around SirBS. Then we both come back down to earth upside down.

[HEADING=2]"Primary Lotus!!"[/HEADING]

The impact forms a small crater in the ground. I step out of it, unscathed.

 

[Sam G]

"Wait, Phil! By opening the fifth gate, you could destroy yourself!" I cry, respawning on a balcony above where Pm0n3y and Bryghtside are fighting.
"I have no other choice..." Pm0n3y replies. "Super-exploder death cannon lotus assault!" He starts glowing gold, and then explodes in a massive cloud of dust, taking Bryghtside with him.
"Claymorez... You'll pay for this..." I mutter. "CLAYMOREZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

 

[Sam G]

Claymorez is sitting on his high-and-mighty throne, a few hundred metres away from where I am. "CLAYMOREZZZZZZ!!!!" I yell, sprinting at him with my golf clubs in my hands. "DIE!" I leap into the air, and at that exact moment, a load of dancing zombies explode, the force of the explosion propelling me towards my target.

...Oh, yes, and this song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttQjm-8OITE] is playing.