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Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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I walk up to SirBS, feeling guilty for what i done.

"So, you weren't evil after all. Sorry for... y'know... Using the Primary Lotus on you".

"It's cool" He replies
"I would've done the same thing... if i knew how to".

After the heartfelt apologies, we turn our attentions back to the cowering, whimpering, Claymorez. I rev up my Lancer.

"I'm gonna enjoy this." I say, with an evil grin.
 

Sam G

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Jul 14, 2009
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"Hey, Claymorez! You know what rhymes with justice?" I ask. "Staples!"
I grab a second staple gun off a shelf and, with awesome dual-wielding powers, coat every inch of Claymorez's skin with the metallic needles.
 

Claymorez

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Apr 20, 2009
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Finally the figure?s leave the room. Leaving their dark work done.
Drip...........Drip..........Drip......drip?. The soft sound of pattering blood droplets slapping the face of the marble floor, falling like raindrops. The figure below is coated in blood. The copper tasting sludge oozing out of his wounds. Every small movement feels like the cutting of a thousand tiny blades. The figure?s eyes, his eyes, those eyes are now a snowy white a mocking replacement of his once earthy brown eyes, a sure sign of his unquestionable blindness. The result of his captors handiwork. On closer inspection of the figure, one might say they saw something a kin to a man, however the many wounds, martyrs of his life, figure heads silently screaming of unquestionable torture remove him from such a distinction. No this thing couldn?t be called a man. What remained was simply an animated corpse, a pack of meat.
More time passes. Nothing happens, no one enters the room, the only action is the minute expulsions of breathe from the figures lungs. His is wearing little now, but what remains of the rags his tortuorers left him with. His upper torso is bare of clothing, bare of skin for even that was taken from him. More time passes, and still no one returns and the figures head still remains resting upon the floor, alone but for the sound of blood caressing the floor and the courting smell of decay as his broken legs begin to decay. However something has changed. It?s hard to notice, but undeniably it is there, there in those ghostly white eyes of his. Although they are blind to the world, those eyes see many things, they call out in silence a chant, an oath. Perhaps it is this, this silent call that is the most terrifying aspect of this nightmarish and horrific scene. For although the figure is blind, although he has clearly lost a great much, this call, this chant indeed never seems to end. Behind those eyes is something, something new. More time has passed and something, something that cannot be taken back, and something that will change everything has occured. For now, the room is empty, save for what to a passer by from a distance appears to be nothing more than the spilt art craft materials of an artist. For all that remains on the floor now is a puddle of Blood red, and shredded clothing, there is no body, there is no sign of what is to come.

- Thank you guys for the laughs etc - tad bit brutal ganging up on me in the end which was fair enough considering i did take advantage of my powers a bit n e eway I am taking a break from this for a while and when I come back my character will be a blind individual with no powers, and ill just be doing it for laughs - cya
 

Sam G

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claymorez said:
Finally the figure?s leave the room. Leaving their dark work done.
Drip...........Drip..........Drip......drip?. The soft sound of pattering blood droplets slapping the face of the marble floor, falling like raindrops. The figure below is coated in blood. The copper tasting sludge oozing out of his wounds. Every small movement feels like the cutting of a thousand tiny blades. The figure?s eyes, his eyes, those eyes are now a snowy white a mocking replacement of his once earthy brown eyes, a sure sign of his unquestionable blindness. The result of his captors handiwork. On closer inspection of the figure, one might say they saw something a kin to a man, however the many wounds, martyrs of his life, figure heads silently screaming of unquestionable torture remove him from such a distinction. No this thing couldn?t be called a man. What remained was simply an animated corpse, a pack of meat.
More time passes. Nothing happens, no one enters the room, the only action is the minute expulsions of breathe from the figures lungs. His is wearing little now, but what remains of the rags his tortuorers left him with. His upper torso is bare of clothing, bare of skin for even that was taken from him. More time passes, and still no one returns and the figures head still remains resting upon the floor, alone but for the sound of blood caressing the floor and the courting smell of decay as his broken legs begin to decay. However something has changed. It?s hard to notice, but undeniably it is there, there in those ghostly white eyes of his. Although they are blind to the world, those eyes see many things, they call out in silence a chant, an oath. Perhaps it is this, this silent call that is the most terrifying aspect of this nightmarish and horrific scene. For although the figure is blind, although he has clearly lost a great much, this call, this chant indeed never seems to end. Behind those eyes is something, something new. More time has passed and something, something that cannot be taken back, and something that will change everything has occured. For now, the room is empty, save for what to a passer by from a distance appears to be nothing more than the spilt art craft materials of an artist. For all that remains on the floor now is a puddle of Blood red, and shredded clothing, there is no body, there is no sign of what is to come.
Wow, did you write that?

Anyway, back on topic...
"So, I guess the alliance is over now, eh?" I ask Pm0n3y. Without waiting for an answer, I smack him in the face with a golf club, then turn to Bryghtside, staple his feet to the ground and punch his teeth out.
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
Jul 29, 2009
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"Gah! you *****!" I yell at Sam while rubbing my face and pulling out a incisor.

Then SirBS stabs me with his teeth. I aim my Lancer at him and shoot up his arms. While he was screaming in pain, i pistol whip him with the gun, knocking him out. I then make my way to the Gamestop i inhabited so many posts ago.

"I guess you can't teach a dog new tricks." I say walking off.
 

Sam G

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I fit a sniper scope to my staple gun, buy a skyscraper from the Skyscraper Store, camp out on top of it and snipe Ren.
Then I hop down, land on the giant jelly i bought a while back, and do This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjd0qHr-u6o] to Bryghtside (I'm the guy with the hat; he's the zombie).
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
Jul 29, 2009
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To me it just seems like random acts of violence.

I dive out of the way of SirBS's attempt to impale me, dodging something that couldn't really do much damage. I scratch my head in confusion.

"Why didn't he get a shovel or something? At least then i would a little frightened" i say to myself

He turns around. I rev my Lancer.

"This won't take long" I say, running towards him.
 

Claymorez

Our King
Apr 20, 2009
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sam g said:
claymorez said:
Finally the figure?s leave the room. Leaving their dark work done.
Drip...........Drip..........Drip......drip?. The soft sound of pattering blood droplets slapping the face of the marble floor, falling like raindrops. The figure below is coated in blood. The copper tasting sludge oozing out of his wounds. Every small movement feels like the cutting of a thousand tiny blades. The figure?s eyes, his eyes, those eyes are now a snowy white a mocking replacement of his once earthy brown eyes, a sure sign of his unquestionable blindness. The result of his captors handiwork. On closer inspection of the figure, one might say they saw something a kin to a man, however the many wounds, martyrs of his life, figure heads silently screaming of unquestionable torture remove him from such a distinction. No this thing couldn?t be called a man. What remained was simply an animated corpse, a pack of meat.
More time passes. Nothing happens, no one enters the room, the only action is the minute expulsions of breathe from the figures lungs. His is wearing little now, but what remains of the rags his tortuorers left him with. His upper torso is bare of clothing, bare of skin for even that was taken from him. More time passes, and still no one returns and the figures head still remains resting upon the floor, alone but for the sound of blood caressing the floor and the courting smell of decay as his broken legs begin to decay. However something has changed. It?s hard to notice, but undeniably it is there, there in those ghostly white eyes of his. Although they are blind to the world, those eyes see many things, they call out in silence a chant, an oath. Perhaps it is this, this silent call that is the most terrifying aspect of this nightmarish and horrific scene. For although the figure is blind, although he has clearly lost a great much, this call, this chant indeed never seems to end. Behind those eyes is something, something new. More time has passed and something, something that cannot be taken back, and something that will change everything has occured. For now, the room is empty, save for what to a passer by from a distance appears to be nothing more than the spilt art craft materials of an artist. For all that remains on the floor now is a puddle of Blood red, and shredded clothing, there is no body, there is no sign of what is to come.
Wow, did you write that?

Anyway, back on topic...
"So, I guess the alliance is over now, eh?" I ask Pm0n3y. Without waiting for an answer, I smack him in the face with a golf club, then turn to Bryghtside, staple his feet to the ground and punch his teeth out.
thx ya I wrote it, u see i am a fan fiction writer of warhammer 40k in my spare time.
 

Pm0n3y

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SirBryghtside said:
I then press a button on the Rake's handle to make it breathe fire, and burn off Pm0n3y's stupid cotton candy hair.
Unfortunately for me, i only have but a simple buzz cut, so the fire scorches every black fiber on my face. A breeze passes me by. it's cool wind blows past my upper lip. i reach for the lip. it's budding hairs have been singed off. This revelation infuriates me. Shit just got personal.

SirBS turns around, coming back for a third round.

He rushes at me with the jetbike, his modded rake bellowing hot flares. But this time, i'm ready for him. As he nears me with his weapon, i spin, sidestepping his charge and barely missing his rake. Then, in one swift motion, i snatch the rake away from him. Before he could even react, i launch the rake towards the jetbike's fuel tanks. The reaction between the fire and the gas causes an explosion.

"Well, that takes care of that" i say, picking up my Lancer. I continue my trek towards Gamestop.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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When Pm0n3y arrives at Gamestop, he has a bad feeling. Something is out of place. He walks in, looks around and sits on a chair.

"Where are you?" he says.
"Here" I whisper, suddenly coming out of my hiding place.

Pm0n3y tries to get up, but realizes there was glue on his seat. I kick him, knocking his chair down, take his Lancer, and cut his face in half.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Trying not to pass out, I manage to block one of Sir's strikes with the Lancer, cutting his hands off.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I get the avatar's sword with my teeth, and decapitate Sir with it. I then fall to the ground and die of my injuries.
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
Jul 29, 2009
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I respawn in a toy store, my hair back intact. But my Lancer is gone.

"Muthafucka stole mah gun. Someone's gonna pay." i say to myself.

I search the toy store, in hopes to find a suitable weapon. But i don't find one. I find four. I walk into the nerf aisle and pick up four swords.

Two of these:


And two of these:


Due to my touch, the swords turn from useless foam material, to cold, hard steel. I holster the small swords (the blue one) on my waist, and the big swords (the black one) on my back. I walk out of the store, preparing myself for what might happen next.

Oh! i almost forgot. Shit's about to go down, so i figure i'd turn on some epic battle music [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REVl4skqqUg].
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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I respawn inside a coffee shop and grab a bag full of coffee beans. I load the Lancer and run around the mall, shooting people with coffee beans.

I manage to sneak up to Pm0n3y and say


"You must be asleep. Hey, here's some coffee."

I then proceed to shoot him repeatedly.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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What is this? A conveniently placed tank? Oh, well, might as well hop in and load it with coffee beans.
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
Jul 29, 2009
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Damn. Killed before i could do any damage. Luckily i respawn not to far from the action. I pull one of my longswords from out of it's sheath, run, jump, and stab Ren's tank, causing it to explode. I run up to SirBS, and kick him in the face.

"Ha! No challenge for you!" I say, running off, laughing like a madman.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Luckily, the sound of my tank exploding startles Sir, and due to his massive caffeine overdose, he has a heart attack and dies.
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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I stop running to see SirBS stuffing Ren into the tank's barrel, Then get a heart attack and die. This fills me with confusion. Didn't i just blow up that tank? Must've been a Time Paradox. I shrug it off and go on about my business.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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OH NO!!!

A time paradox.

My head implodes and 10000 baked coffee beans are shot around the mall, killing people.