Mall Fight!

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I wait for him in the shop then spin round in a swivelly chair, stroking a cat and saying "Velcome to my humble abode"

I then headbutt him and run away laughing like a maniac.

 

[Ren3004]

... walking right into my trap.

Cougar trips over a wire and falls into the McDonalds Playplace. Oh, and I replaced the balls with deadly alligators. Have fun, dear.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I die a horrible, horrible death

Then when you think its all over I respawn inside one of the alligators exploding him and showering the surrounding people in entrails. Nice.

 

[Pm0n3y]

McDonalds!

"Wait, there's a McDonalds in here?!" I say, suddenly filled with glee. All this fighting and respawn has made me hungry. I run to the McDonalds and order a #5 meal with a Sprite.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Oh yeah, and as I was made of rock, you're also suffering from brain damage, Cougar.

Too late, I am already at full brain damage capacity

 

[Ren3004]

"Sir, you can't eat food from other restaurants in here." I say

"Shut up, I can eat whatever I want."

I then throw hot cooking oil at Sir and suffocate him with mustard packets. Finally, I destroy THE LAST #5 MEAL WITH SPRITE and go back to serving Whoopers.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I blow up BK with concentrated farts, potent stuff methane!

I attempt to break out banging at the doors

[small]Going on Xbox, see ya[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

Sir's hand falls of, and he finally melts completely.


I wash his remains out of the floor and say


"Is it me or it's HOT in here?"

 

[Ren3004]

Sir decides to take a little nap in the furniture store. In his dreams, he sees a scary figure with a hat and a bladed glove. The man grabs him, and Sir notices his face is covered in burn marks.

He wakes up from the dream and lets out a sigh of relief. Then, a burnt hand grabs his shoulder.

"Remember me?", the man says.

"Ren? NO,it's impossible".

I slit his throat with my glove, cut his skull open and take his brain. Revenge is sweet.

 

[Ren3004]

A ghost? What the...
Thinking this is a side effect of my recent transformation, I say "Hi".

Then the ghost grabs my throat and pulls out my charred trachea.


"Hey, give that back" I try to say.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

After having a go on Halo 3 online i stumble back into the mall unsure about what to do.

I then see a shadowy figure racing towards me flying, i can only make out its a girl. I dive to the side dodging her then run and slide behind a shop counter hiding.

 

[Sam G]

"Bryghtside, my old foe," I say, respawning in front of him.
"Sam, you fool! Get out of here! Much bigger things are at work!" he replies.
"This is no time to worry about your sister; Worry about yourself!" I yell, flying towards him and engaging him in combat, as the greatest battle theme on earth [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o_NIZcfINk&feature=PlayList&p=5F7475241DDE3CD7&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7] starts to play.

 

[Baby Eater]

goes to the zoo (yes some malls have zoos) and rides an elephant through the mall destroying anything in my path

 

[Ren3004]

I stand between sam and Sir and say

"Stop, you fools! We need to join our efforts to defeat this new threat."


However, sam doesn't listen to me and I'm forced to stab him in the face.


"So, Sir... will you join me?"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I respawn in a sports shop, and grab a metal baseball, then walk outside in slow motion ready to fight Bryghtside's sister while epic music plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1T8xgHdMEM

 

[Ren3004]

"Damn. She was already here."

A blood-curling scream fills the mall. "Cougar is fighting your sister. That idiot doesn't stand a chance."


We go towards the book store and start searching for books about ghosts.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I run up to Ren and Bryghtside, out of breath and bleeding in the leg, and say "Hi yea so, wuts the deal with this crazy *****?"

Did I metion my Baseball bat is enchanted with the powerr of ROOOOOCK, so it can hurt her?

 

[Baby Eater]

duck tape fixes all problems! *tapes head back on* i think i may love your psycho sister

 

[Ren3004]

"Are you sure she didn't follow you?"

Too late, I see Sir's sister coming at us.

"Go, I'll hold her for as long as I can."
"Ren..."
"GO, there's no time to argue."
"We'll find a way..."
"Sir... tell Natalie I love her."
"Bye."

I take Cougar's baseball bat in my bladed hand and prepare for the fight.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I explode from the pentrgram with his sister coming out of my head