Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

"HAHA. You can't escape from me, brother!"
"Well, you forgot one thing." says Sir.
"And what would that be?"
"We can walk out of the pentagram."

Sir walks out, but me, being a horror movie character, can't run away.
"SIR. Say the incantation!"
"But you'll die."
"There's no other way."
"I'll tell her Ren... I'll tell Natalie."
"JUST DO IT!"

I close my eyes and prepare to die.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I respawn AT THE OTHER END OF THE MALL and let out a resounding ffffffffffffuck. Wondering whats going on at the other end i slowly make my way to the other end.

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, Bryghtside, your sister is HAWT!" I say, drawing my golf clubs and twirling them. "Sorry, but I can't allow you to kill her." our weapons clash, and the ultimate boss battle music [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay1-ra1A3PA] starts up in the background.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I sat on a nearby bench after respawning from being fried to see a girlish ghost figure floating around, while being chased around by SirBS and others. The Ghostbusters theme song pops into my head, and i pull up some popcorn, and start to happily munch away, Watching the plight unfold before me.

"Damn, this is better than the movies!" I say in between bites.

 

[Baby Eater]

I sat on a nearby bench after respawning from being fried to see a girlish ghost figure floating around, while being chased around by SirBS and others. The Ghostbusters theme song pops into my head, and i pull up some popcorn, and start to happily munch away, Watching the plight unfold before me.

"Damn, this is better than the movies!" I say in between bites.

i know right? want some nachos? *munch munch*

 

[Pm0n3y]

i know right? want some nachos? *munch munch*

"Yeah, thanks!" I say, taking some nachos

I pull out a box of candy.

"Want some Buncha Crunch?"

[sup] Buncha Crunch: the best movie candy ever made![/sup]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I walk up to Pm0n3y and eatmorebabies and say DO YOU NOW HOW BIG THIS FRICKIN MALL IS?!

I've just walked for half an hour to get here!

 

[Sam G]

Right, so, I stick my hand in Bryghtside's chest, pull it out again and flick some of his blood over the pentagram, ruining the pattern. Then I stand over his body and laugh.

 

[Baby Eater]

ummm dude *points to teleporter*
now shh... your ruining the show!

 

[Baby Eater]

yeah that last sentence about books and chainsaws settles it. i love your sister bryght

 

[Sam G]

"Dude, hands off my woman!" I say to the Baby-Eater, and slash him in half with my golf clubs. Then I turn to the not-quite-dead Sir Bryghtside and finish him off, pushing down on his windpipe with my foot until the breath stops coming.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I sit there...."Is this the end of the movie? It is? ok then!"
I then Smash Sam G's head in with my ROOOOCK baseball bat.
I then sit next to Briyghtsides body waiting for him to respawn.

 

[Baby Eater]

*duck tapes my self* you wouldn't like me when im angry *stabs sam with a spoon and uses it to eat his brains*

 

[Baby Eater]

*uses umbrella against raining blood* its a bit rainy,no? *stomach grumbles* uh oh...shouldn't of eaten that brain o.o

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I respawn in a gaming store and start playing on one of the preview machines.

[small]Simply a ploy to let me be out of the story till i wanna come back[/small]

 

[Baby Eater]

*pukes out brains* eww tasted like smart! *pokes a corpse* hey seen a psycho chainsaw wielding girl around here?

 

[Baby Eater]

*goes to the electronics store and starts tinkering... *

 

[Baby Eater]

*bursts through the store in a giant robot* look what i made!

 

[Sam G]

"Nooooooo!!!" I cry, diving in the path of Bryghtside's hot ghost sister. She collides with me, and we both crash to the ground.
"What's your problem?" She asks, kicking me off her.
"The book..." I say, indicating to the copy of Gray's Anatomy.
"Oh..." She says, noticing the anti-ghost aura surrounding it. "But how did you-" then she notices the chainsaw wound I received when we collided. "Wait! No! You can't die!" She screams, tears filling her eyes. "You're the only one I can trust!"
"Remember me... as a friend..." I mutter with my last breath.
The tears in her eyes turn to hatred, and she turns to her brother. "My only friend just died. Now it's your turn."

 

[Pm0n3y]

I turn my attention to the bookstore, to see the previous event unfold. SirBS's sister lunges towards him, avenging Sam's death (even though he'll just respawn, so i don't see what the big deal is).

"Uh oh, shit's about to go down!" I say, still sitting on the bench.