Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

"Hey, that's not fair!"

I bludgeon Sir from behind until he dies.

 

[Ren3004]

By doing so, Sir creates a time paradox, and a black hole engulfs the mall.

"Oh, great. Now you've done it."

 

[Ren3004]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

My body is torn to pieces by the black hole. And then... I'm back in the mall. But... something's wrong!

My body has been split into atoms, and now I can just float around the mall.

"SIR! I'll get you for this!"

 

[Baby Eater]

*hits bryght with a rubber hammer* sir i believe you owe me a robot and a free kick to the face *roundhouse kick*

 

[Baby Eater]

*wakes up* that was rude and what's white hole do? by the way *holds up the 5 exodus part cards*

 

[Pm0n3y]

While E.M.B plays with his trading cards, I jump in front of him and deflect the oncoming truncheons with my long swords, swinging and spinning them in a rapid fashion. Suddenly SirBS's gun clicks.

Now it's my turn.

 

[Baby Eater]

*sits down and watches* ohh goody a show! *notices truncheons.poke* look im a ladder!

 

[Baby Eater]

this is a really calm fight *walks to puppy store bleeding the whole way*

 

[Sam G]

"haha, Bryghtside, you mortal fool!" I cry, dropping from the ceiling and landing with both feet on BabyEater's head. "You're pretty good at card games, but let's see how you fare in a shadow realm battle!"
I grab a Bad Guy Duel Disc off one of the shelves, rip it out of it's packaging and strap it to my arm. "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die, *****!"
Suddenly, the air around us turns black, and BabyEater's soul falls into the void of shadow.

 

[Baby Eater]

i have a soul? *looks around in blackness* i think im gonna like this

 

[Sam G]

Oh crap, Destiny Board! By your reaction, I can judge that that's a really good card!
Panicking, I run over to your side of the field and slash your throat open with a specially sharpened trading card. Then I steal your rarest card, whatever that may be.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I was about to end this battle before it began, but I decide not to. I sit down next to E.M.B and watch the duel between Sam and Sir.

 

[Ren3004]

Pm0n3y and EMB feel someone grabbing their heads and bashing them against each other.

They pass out, and I throw their bodies at sam.

 

[Sam G]

I set fire to the bodies flying at me with a deoderant-flamethrower, then kick them back at Ren. Then I ignite Bryghtside's corpse, just for funsies.

 

[Ren3004]

I dodge the bodies, then jump at sam, holding my hammer.

 

[Baby Eater]

is it hot in here to you pm?

 

[Ren3004]

I whack sam's face with my hammer, sending it flying and hitting Sir.

I pick the white hole card from the ground.

 

[Sam G]

I draw a new face on myself with permanent marker, spy Ren with my new eyes, and break his knees with my golf clubs.

 

[Ren3004]

I use the white hole card to cancel the black hole, therefore saving the mall. I try to hit sam with my hammer again but it's too late. He bashes my head with a golf club and I fall dead on the ground.

 

[Baby Eater]

*still in blackness* lil help here?