Mall Fight!

[Baby Eater]

*wakes up and throws a cream pie at pm*

 

[Pm0n3y]

*grabs joystick after being hit for like the fifth time, and chokes SirBS with it's wire*

 

[Sam G]

*Stabs Pm0n3y in the eyes with a DS stylus*

 

[wolfy098]

*Steals sam's stylus, puts a knife on the end and stabs sirbryghtside*

*repeatedly*

 

[Baby Eater]

*steals all the ps3s and makes a sony bot* mwahaha

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

*Suddenly a monitor flickers into life* "Hello, you lot. You may wonder where i've been. You see when we turned into our avatars, I used my teleporter to summon a small portion of the clone army. I now control the entire east side of the mall. Oh and the area you are in and the surrounding shops are filled with IEDs. Good bye. *BEEP*

 

[Ren3004]

I wake up and see Cougar's message. With some modifications, I manage to turn a ps3 into a blu-ray launcher.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I detonate the bombs.

 

[Ren3004]

We all respawn. On top of your troops. Crushing them.

I then shoot a blu-ray at Cougar, decapitating him.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

The me you fired the blu-ray at was a hologram and I have another 200 troops, which all open fire.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I enter the mall and grab a chicken from the pet section. I attempt to smother ScaredCougar with it.

 

[Ren3004]

In order to stop the massacre, I touch my own body, creating another time paradox. Gravity turns upside down, resulting in everyone flying up to the ceiling.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I hit the ceiling, but my mission is still clear: smother my foe. I press the chicken hard into Cougar's face. He is nearing death...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I shoot you in the stomach with my DC-28 blaster rifle and you go flying back.

 

[Ren3004]

During the gravity shift, more people end up in contact with their bodies. The staggering amount of time paradoxes results in a massive explosion, killing everyone.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I casually patch myself up with a first-aid kit, and grab some CDs. I take out the discs and lob them at Cougar. One of them slices off his head, and blood spews everywhere. I run before he can put the head back on.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

[small]Why is this new guy directing everything at me?[/small]
I respawn half dying for some reason and I realise that reality is trying to pull me out of the mall, back to Kamino. I faint.

 

[mariosuperlative]

(@ ScaredCougar: I'm not new, just not very active-I joined in August. And you have to direct something at someone!)


I take my chicken elsewhere, but it decides to try and maul my face. I desperately try and pull it off but it is no use. The chicken rips through my skin and I scream in pain.

 

[Ren3004]

I kick the chicken away from mario's face. Then I drop a bag of salt on the wound, ensuring he'll be in pain for a good while.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I pick up the chicken, and, before it manages to begin savaging me again, I chuck it at Ren. It immediately starts to rip his skin off and I smile viciously. Now we're both in pain.