Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

Saying "repeatedly" repeatedly angers the gods, ans Sir is cast into oblivion.


Meanwhile, I run around the mall, enjoying my newfound powers.
[sub]First Satan, now Death. This is fun![/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

yay im transformed into my uber toast! my crust is win and i'm buttered with pwnage *grabs a katana and slices bryght*

 

[Ren3004]

I look at EMB, and he instantly turns to crumbs.

 

[Ren3004]

I manage to catch up with sam and grab his head. His posterior inferior cerebellar artery bursts, killing him.

 

[Baby Eater]

*respawns in a bakery and runs up to ren* mr.reaper im a big fan of your work can you autograph my crust?

 

[Baby Eater]

by the way this'll be my theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bvflt53mQ

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. I'll autograph it with my scythe...

I then pick up the dead EMB and use him to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Baby Eater]

*dies and respawns right by my other corpse touching it to make another paradox turning things to normal* awww no more uber toast

 

[Ren3004]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! As revenge for taking away my powers, I smash EMB's eyes with my thumbs.

 

[Baby Eater]

owwy *inflates eyes back up* that was rude *smash with giant mallet* learn your matters

 

[Ren3004]

*roundhouse kick to the head* Learn to spell.

Spoiler

I kid, I kid.

 

[Baby Eater]

*uppercuts then hits you with a bat*

Spoiler

what did i spell wrong?

 

[Ren3004]

Spoiler

Matter instead of manners.

*takes the bat out of your hand and beats you in the stomach*

 

[Baby Eater]

*pulls out a katana and slices your arm off*

Spoiler

i hate how retarted my ps3 is at guessing words ><

 

[Ren3004]

*runs to the nearest Gamestop, grabs an Xbox360 and beats you to death with it*

 

[Baby Eater]

*grabs a wiimote and nunchuck then beats you with it*

 

[Ren3004]

*smashes your head with a Guitar Hero controller*

 

[Baby Eater]

*knocked out* x.x

 

[Ren3004]

*passes out from exhaustion* x.x

 

[Pm0n3y]

*laughs at Ren and EMB. then goes to do something else*