Mall Fight!

[Pm0n3y]

Unfortunately for Mario, he wasn't expecting me to respawn in front of him. I trip him, and he falls over a ledge, down to the first floor, where he lands face first and splatters all over the place.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn inside a candy store and make a giant bubblegum. I then shove it down Pm0n3y's throat, suffocating him.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I respawn at the perfect vantage point. While Ren is busy with Pm0n3y, I get behind him and strangle him to death. Pm0n3y is just about dead, but I finish him off with a brutal stamp on his head.

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, Mario! Come jump on me, unless you're too inadequate for the Princess's affections!" I yell. Mario, consumed with "Plumber Rage", leaps at me. Little beknownst to him, I had recently strapped some barbed wire to a bike helmet, and swiftly I put it on. Mario's feet are pierced and he is stuck to the helmet. I take this opportunity to set fire to his clothes with my lighter.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I casually rip my feet away in agony and take off my clothes. My nude body is too much for sam, who drops to the floor. I grab a baseball bat from the sports section and decide it is time to cricketerise him...

Unfortunately I spontaneously combust. Fire spreads across the whole place and I die.

(Gotta go now. Have fun killing each-other in RP world)

 

[Baby Eater]

*walks in with psbot* me:"uhhh..."psbot:"statement. don't even ask,meatbag"

 

[Pm0n3y]

After respawning from the gum suffocation, i collect my swords and walk around, seeing that everyone's taking a break.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

I come out of the hardware store to get some pretzels.

 

[Baby Eater]

*plays mortal kombat with psbot* "fatality!player 2 wins" fucking hell your cheating i know it "retort:your just mad cause you got pwned" then explain the fatality at the beginning of the first round"statement uhhh....your human brain wouldn't understand"

 

[Code Monkey]

As I continue searching for someone to fight, I see what apears to be Mario on fire. Dismissing this as raving insanity, I instead turn to the person standing near the burnt body. He apears to be real, so I charge towards him swinging my Hobo bag of death.

 

[Ren3004]

Thunder is heard around the mall. A giant figure appears, holding Sir in his hand. I respawn next to the hardware store, go inside, and start thinking what I could use to kill an Egyptian god.

 

[Baby Eater]

*wearing a Ra costume on stilts* STOP SOBEK!

"father!? forgive me" he bows

hmm... i got an ancient god of death under my control what shall i do?

 

[Ren3004]

Before he can use Sobek at his will, I impale EMB with a spike, killing him.

 

[Sam G]

""Glass" to see you, Ren!" I say, expanding my dictionary of non-sensical puns, before planting a shard of broken glass in the back of Ren's neck.

 

[Ren3004]

Unfortunately for sam, puns are frowned upon in the mall. The shard of glass cuts through his fingers and he dies of infection.

Yes, immediately.

 

[Sam G]

Owch, that'll teach me to play with my words...
I respawn on a skateboard at the top of a long flight of stairs, surrounded by a group of cheering teenagers. Scared by all the noise, I flip off the skateboard and beat all of them to death with it, before taking a yo-yo and a phone from their leader.

 

[Ren3004]

I pick up a metal pipe from the hardware store and start beating people with it.

 

[Ren3004]

I go down to the mall's basement and see some kind of red fiery portal. Since I am extremely careful, I pick up the pipe and enter.

 

[Sam G]

"Bryghtside! Wake up!" I say, slapping him in the face. "You've been asleep for almost two days! Also, this!" I cry, smashing him over the head with my skateboard and garroting him with that yo-yo I stole.

 

[Ren3004]

"Hmmm... this place could sure use a better decorator. Oh, that short yellowish creature with large ears and sharp claws must be some kind of guide."