Mall Fight!
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wakes up next to a empty keg wearing a toga "what happened yesterday, and why am i in a mall?!?"
walks around to find answers
walks around to find answers
BACK AT THE MANAGER'S OFFICE...
The door slowly opens.
"Wow, that was a lucky guess." I say walking into the office.
The office is pretty big, with giant windows that oversee the entire mall. A wall is littered with various TVs, knobs, and buttons. I turn to EMB, totally ignoring the shotgun he has pointed at me.
"Well, let's cause some mayhem shall we?" i say to him.
A devilish grin spreads across his face.
The door slowly opens.
"Wow, that was a lucky guess." I say walking into the office.
The office is pretty big, with giant windows that oversee the entire mall. A wall is littered with various TVs, knobs, and buttons. I turn to EMB, totally ignoring the shotgun he has pointed at me.
"Well, let's cause some mayhem shall we?" i say to him.
A devilish grin spreads across his face.
walking across the mall i noticed Pm looking outside a window of some office
"hello good sir, u would happen to know were the exit here is do you? ill be glad to reward you with a empty keg" ^^
has no idea whats about to happen next...
"hello good sir, u would happen to know were the exit here is do you? ill be glad to reward you with a empty keg" ^^
has no idea whats about to happen next...
*splosion from inside office* ok so molotovs on a unicycle was a bad idea!
....hey mr.bean! uhh... in the basement there's kind of an exit but i dunno if you'll like it
....hey mr.bean! uhh... in the basement there's kind of an exit but i dunno if you'll like it
"not like the exit?..." gets confuse as to why that would be
"well as long as its an exit ill take it, its not like im gonna get kill or anything ^^,"
slowly heads towards the basement, still clueless about whats going on
"well as long as its an exit ill take it, its not like im gonna get kill or anything ^^,"
slowly heads towards the basement, still clueless about whats going on
explosion "what the hell was that!?!"
"i gotta get the hell out of here" starts running trying to look for the basement T^T
"i gotta get the hell out of here" starts running trying to look for the basement T^T
then suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, WG bursts thhrough the front door of the mall and shouts for all to hear: "briiiinnngg iiittt oooonnnn!!!" as he breaks into the nearest spensers and grabs a box full of silly string and runs sprays it all over a close by albocrombie and finch.
*throws a hammer and sickle at wolf* i loves me some irony but i have to admit messing up ambercrombie and fitch was kinda cool
after hours of searching "finally the basement"
opens door , sees a blazing gate of death "meep O.O"
closes door behind self "he was right..."
goes to a hardware store to get wood and nails to seal the basement shut
opens door , sees a blazing gate of death "meep O.O"
closes door behind self "he was right..."
goes to a hardware store to get wood and nails to seal the basement shut
Suddenly i bust through a wall with a classic pickup truck. I skid to a halt in front of .EMB.
"Well, what you waitin for?! get on in!" I say with a fake country accent.
"YEEEE-YAWWWW!! Let's find that damn Yankee!" EMB says, jumping on the cab bed, playing along with my shtick.
I press down hard on the gas, and our search for the toga-wearing scoundrel begins.
"Well, what you waitin for?! get on in!" I say with a fake country accent.
"YEEEE-YAWWWW!! Let's find that damn Yankee!" EMB says, jumping on the cab bed, playing along with my shtick.
I press down hard on the gas, and our search for the toga-wearing scoundrel begins.
The rats are dead, but then we see something worse. Goblins. Thousands of them.
"RUN, I'll hold them off!", I say.
"Ren, no." says Sir.
"Just go!"
"If you die in Oblivion, you die in real life."
"Then go, there's no reason we should both die."
"We can outrun them, there's an exit right here."
I follow Sir a little further down the tunnel until we find a ladder. The goblins are right below us, screaming. When Sir opens the hatch that leads to the outside of the sewer, I grab him and say
"Sir?"
"What now?"
"You should have left me behind."
Sir looks horrified at me, realization showing across his face. He tries to struggle, but I throw him down, leaving his fate on the hands of the goblin horde. Then I climb up, get out of the sewer and close the hatch.
"RUN, I'll hold them off!", I say.
"Ren, no." says Sir.
"Just go!"
"If you die in Oblivion, you die in real life."
"Then go, there's no reason we should both die."
"We can outrun them, there's an exit right here."
I follow Sir a little further down the tunnel until we find a ladder. The goblins are right below us, screaming. When Sir opens the hatch that leads to the outside of the sewer, I grab him and say
"Sir?"
"What now?"
"You should have left me behind."
Sir looks horrified at me, realization showing across his face. He tries to struggle, but I throw him down, leaving his fate on the hands of the goblin horde. Then I climb up, get out of the sewer and close the hatch.