Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

"Hmmm... this place could sure use a better decorator. Oh, that short yellowish creature with large ears and sharp claws must be some kind of guide murderous traitor."

I hit the scamp with the metal pipe repeatedly, then find out that I can now shoot electricity from my fingertips.

I electrocute the scamp until it's fried, then realize it's Sir and am sad.

 

[Ren3004]

I agree to go with Sir.

Spoiler

Remind me, who lives in Vvardenfell?

 

[Baby Eater]

*walks back from ahemadultstoreahem* what i miss?

 

[Ren3004]

Meanwhile, in Oblivion...


Ren and Sir attempt to capture an unicorn, but are ambushed my minotaurs. Can they defeat these terrifying enemies? Stay tuned for the next episode!

 

[Baby Eater]

*reads past events* oh ok!ummm *looks out at empty mall* ehh i'll wait here *walks around not noticing sobek*

 

[Baby Eater]

ehh im bored *walks into oblivion* (i have not played oblivion yet but i really wanna get it so if i'm an idiot sorry)

 

[Sam G]

Sobek pulls off his mask and reveals himself to be none other than me, Sam G!
"O-ho, you're in "hot water" now!" I say, pulling a kettle out of my pocket, blindsiding Ren with it and pouring hot water over Bryghtside. Then I remember how the mall hates puns, and catch the bubonic plague.

 

[Baby Eater]

*right when i walk in i hear horrible puns and walks back to the mall*

 

[Ramthundar]

*Ramthundar pops into the middle of the Mall Food court, by the magic of Sam G's Cameo!*

"What the hell? Bloody hell this is a huge place! But what am I doing he-PIE!" Ramthundar cried, jumping to the Pies-In-You! store and chowing down.

Spoiler: OCC

Sup! Hope it's okay to just jump in, this looks like some gooood fun.

 

[Ren3004]

Hearing sam's cries of pain, I unleash massive amounts of electricity all around me, killing everyone in a 2 mile radius.


"Shocking, isn't it?"
Suddenly, a 10 ft minotaur appears behind me.

 

[Sam G]

"Falcon Kick!" I yell, respawning in a flying-kick position in mid-air and soaring towards the minotaur. I kick it in the head, but that just irritates it and it grabs my leg and hits Ren with me.

 

[Ren3004]

On the way, I stab sam with a hidden dagger, as revenge for blinding me.

I need a cure disease spell.

 

[Ren3004]

Meanwhile, I buy a glass armor and longsword from a nearby store.

 

[Quad08]

Quad falls into the mall. Looks around dazed and confused

 

[Baby Eater]

sitting in the managers office talking over intercom "welcome to my little hell! enjoy your stay *locks door and puts a dresser behind it*

 

[Pm0n3y]

After seeing Sam, Sir, and Ren go into oblivion, i decide to go into the manager's office. Unfortunately for me, EMB beat me to it. Sit outside the door and for him to come out.

 

[Baby Eater]

*knocks on door* passwords?

 

[Ramthundar]

"My, that was some good pie." Ramthundar commented on, coming out of the store licking his fingers.
He was surprised to find himself in a volcano like area, and even odder was a man that was walking by him with green, shiny armor.
"Hmmm..."
Ramthundar took a large rock (very handy places for rocks, volcanoes are) and smashed it onto the guys back.
As Ram (as he will now be know as) looked down at the quivering body, several large shards of glass stuck in the body's back, he thought "Well, guess glass armor really isn't that sharp, eh?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

BACK AT THE MANAGER'S OFFICE...

I paced back and forth in front of the manager's office, thinking of a password i could use to get in. I suddenly get an idea.

"Okay, the password is: OPEN THE FUCKING THE DOOR BEFORE I KNOCK IT DOWN!" I yell, starting to bang on it.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I slowly drag myself up to SirBryghtside and feebly say "Please..help me...." I faint again.