Mall Fight!
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Suddenly a door burst open in front of sam g, with me fully recovered "Guess what? I found a healing potion! Anyway..SAY HALLO TO MAH LIL FRIEND!!" As sam gets riddled with blaster fire.
I stop, sam's scorched body falling to the floor wondering WTF was that?! Looked like Sir in a string vest! I'll go find him and ask him what the heck he just did. Or kill him, one of the two.
I materealise in the main entrance of the mall, with the remaining power of my Clone teleporter, with sam and sir over my shoulders, knocked out. Heck, I couldn't leave them there! I find a hidden place were they will be safe till they wake up, then run off. Yay a good deed in this godforsaken place.
I'm back in the hardware store and introduce the cheese in my ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DOOM.
My hands shaking, I press the button. The floor rumbles as the machine comes to life. I try to point it at the people outside, but realize that the weapon is moving on its own.
"My god!"
The UWOD shoots the ceiling, blowing it up with a blast of cheese. Then the weapon manages to come out of the store and starts shooting everyone around .
"Well, this is why I installed a failsafe." I press the self-destruct button, and year an explosion from behind the counter.
"Oops. Forgot to put the bomb."
My hands shaking, I press the button. The floor rumbles as the machine comes to life. I try to point it at the people outside, but realize that the weapon is moving on its own.
"My god!"
The UWOD shoots the ceiling, blowing it up with a blast of cheese. Then the weapon manages to come out of the store and starts shooting everyone around .
"Well, this is why I installed a failsafe." I press the self-destruct button, and year an explosion from behind the counter.
"Oops. Forgot to put the bomb."
This is the official ULTIMATE WEAPON battle song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVx8Sguy40]
"Bryghtside, get up." I say, awakening and slapping Bryghtside lightly on the side of the face.
"What?"
"That." I say, pointing at what will undoubtedly be this saga's final boss.
"Bryghtside, get up." I say, awakening and slapping Bryghtside lightly on the side of the face.
"What?"
"That." I say, pointing at what will undoubtedly be this saga's final boss.
*wolf respawns inside a silly strung ambocrombie n' finch* "what happend?" he sees a coke machine in a hallway- uses coke machine to make SUPR AW3SM3 COKE MNSTR RB0T!!1! (with LAZR attachments* and sets it free to reak havok upon the mall "muahahahaha!!!"
uses his communist avatar powes and takes over the nearest bahrooms, and the colony of rabbid squirrels who live there, and creating an army of rabbid squirells to do his bidding.
I plant a controlled charge on one of the UWOD's stands, blowing it and making it fall on its side.
returning to the basement with items to barricade the basement
"huh what the doors open?"
looks inside
"that hell gate is closed to!?"
starts walking down the stairs
"maybe ill get to find the exit after all"
"huh what the doors open?"
looks inside
"that hell gate is closed to!?"
starts walking down the stairs
"maybe ill get to find the exit after all"