After letting EMB drive for a while, i see SirBS reach his hand out of the portal and bang EMB's head against the dashboard. but before he could do more damage i cut off his hand with one of my swords, then i push EMB back into the passenger's seat.
Mall Fight!
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wakes out after getting kick in the face
"ow ~,~"
looks around
"my nunchucks!!!"
runs out of the candy store with blinding rage ... stomach grawls
slowly wake back in the candy store and eats candy
"ow ~,~"
looks around
"my nunchucks!!!"
runs out of the candy store with blinding rage ... stomach grawls
slowly wake back in the candy store and eats candy
Spotting COB from his lofty perch on top of the weed killer display, overwatch kicks in.
stalks COB back to the candy shop and taps him on the shoulder. failing to come up with a witty one liner settles for slicing him as thinly as possible with hand powered spinning blade.
pauses, eats candy, sets self to overwatch again.
stalks COB back to the candy shop and taps him on the shoulder. failing to come up with a witty one liner settles for slicing him as thinly as possible with hand powered spinning blade.
pauses, eats candy, sets self to overwatch again.
well if i get what your saying I have a head in my head now so *head splode*
the hardware store gets all woozy and im teleported in a dark tower with wise craking imps
"what the?"
"what the?"
SirBryghtside said:
I thought you meant to say something like: You shot a portal at the pickup's back window, then shot another portal at the ground, so you could reach into the pickup and smash his head in.
Your explanation answers questions, but also raises new ones. I mean, the only way the portal could've hit EMB directly is if he was hanging out the window or something. But then again, i'm starting to over-think this particular situation.
Your explanation answers questions, but also raises new ones. I mean, the only way the portal could've hit EMB directly is if he was hanging out the window or something. But then again, i'm starting to over-think this particular situation.
half way through eating candy realises he's now in some weird parody world which looks like a cross between Shadow of the Collosus and Morrowind.
Deciding to finish eating candy, bites own thumb as candy doesn't exist in this universe.
Deciding to finish eating candy, bites own thumb as candy doesn't exist in this universe.
the imps soon geared me up in badass overlord armor and claim that im there master
"um...err..cool?"
they giggle and one named gnarl said i should do evil bidding
"i dont see what could possibly go wrong" grabs and axes and heads over to the broken space that used to be the mall
"um...err..cool?"
they giggle and one named gnarl said i should do evil bidding
"i dont see what could possibly go wrong" grabs and axes and heads over to the broken space that used to be the mall
While nursing a now very sore thumb, a deep thumping sound reaches his ears, followed by a very loud crumbling sound.
Turning round, he notices the giant half masonry, half furry monster wielding a huge club.
After a brief moment of contemplation he turns on his heels and runs away as fast as his scrawny legs will carry him. only to bump into a bunch of Dunmer coming the other way with very large swords.
Turning round, he notices the giant half masonry, half furry monster wielding a huge club.
After a brief moment of contemplation he turns on his heels and runs away as fast as his scrawny legs will carry him. only to bump into a bunch of Dunmer coming the other way with very large swords.
the distorted space showed sections of many diffront videos game
"dame , its gonna take a bit to conquer all these worlds"
imp " this one this one" it points towards a weird space colony filled with mutants and rampaging robots
"you gotta be kidding me...fine ill go conquer that one first"
"dame , its gonna take a bit to conquer all these worlds"
imp " this one this one" it points towards a weird space colony filled with mutants and rampaging robots
"you gotta be kidding me...fine ill go conquer that one first"
*causing mayhem with a RYNO V and a certain one eyed monkey when I see a space ship* ohhhh shiny O_O
bust in the space colony "all right minions, trash this place"
they go on with the smashing
"somthing about this place creeps me out..."
they go on with the smashing
"somthing about this place creeps me out..."
"uhhhh, would you believe me if I said that I was from Ald'Ruhn?'
He say backing away a little as the bonemold wearing, pointy faced evil red ring eyed elves.
Fortuitously the afore mentioned walking Fur building comes crashing down on the whole unsightly mob of them.
seeing his only opening, Guilt once agin shows his back to the world and proceeds to leg it, just not before picking up a neat pauldron for the look of the thing.
He say backing away a little as the bonemold wearing, pointy faced evil red ring eyed elves.
Fortuitously the afore mentioned walking Fur building comes crashing down on the whole unsightly mob of them.
seeing his only opening, Guilt once agin shows his back to the world and proceeds to leg it, just not before picking up a neat pauldron for the look of the thing.
*sees a robotic butler* LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE! "yes master?" I just always wanted to do that "very good master now shall I get my guitar?"
after the successful conquest of the system shock game (and destruction of everything that was in it)
"ok lets try a less creepy one"
imp " that one will work for master" points at a open valley with a giant monster walking around
"....you gotta be kidding me" walks towards it ready to cause some hell
"ok lets try a less creepy one"
imp " that one will work for master" points at a open valley with a giant monster walking around
"....you gotta be kidding me" walks towards it ready to cause some hell
*runs round having fun in Arkham Asylum* hur hur this is awesome!!
Wait, whats this? I see a distorded white square, and proceed to go up to it.
It seems, a portal created in the game to try and restore normality! I step through it, realising I have the power to change through games.
Wait, whats this? I see a distorded white square, and proceed to go up to it.
It seems, a portal created in the game to try and restore normality! I step through it, realising I have the power to change through games.