*flys to planet aquatos(rac nerd i know. aquatos=beach resort planet)with LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE* ahh I need a vacation. LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE play your guitar"shall i shred some heavy fucking metal sir?" of course!
Mall Fight!
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entering the new game , i notice guilty with a giant fur ball with a club
looking over to my minions "you know what to do"
they ran towards them with blind bloodlust
looking over to my minions "you know what to do"
they ran towards them with blind bloodlust
I decide to go through one of the many choices and come out on Aquatos to see EMB on a sun lounger. "Hey look what I found!" I then see LAAAAAWWWWRRRREEEENNNCE. "Rock on, dude!"
after blinking and rubbing forehead Guilt decides that the best course of action is to scale the giant fur building. Unfortunately he doesn't possess Wanda's uncanny ability to grab slippery dog hair and only manages to get four feet of the ground before being flung into the sky team rocket style by a shaken hoof/foot thing.
watches as gulity gets flung into the air
"that wont end well for him"
the minions start zerging the giant furball, leaving nothing behind
"all right lets finished this place"
"that wont end well for him"
the minions start zerging the giant furball, leaving nothing behind
"all right lets finished this place"
I open another portal in front of Sir. "Hey look I can get back to the real world! HOLY SHIT YOU GOT BEWBS!" After a long pause I say "so do you wanna get back to reality?"
"YEAAAARRRRRGGGGGG...yawn...ARGGGGGGGGG!"
with a bone snapping crunch, Guilt crashed down ontop of a stilt strider, more specificaly the handler whose bones we heard snapping.
"This is going to get old soon," slowly standing he realises all he has left is his pauldron. also left arms should not bend that way.
Looting the handlers body he finds a chitin dagger and a strange white powder
with a bone snapping crunch, Guilt crashed down ontop of a stilt strider, more specificaly the handler whose bones we heard snapping.
"This is going to get old soon," slowly standing he realises all he has left is his pauldron. also left arms should not bend that way.
Looting the handlers body he finds a chitin dagger and a strange white powder
after turning a lush green valley full of giant clossi into pittsburgh, i head over to the space rift and see Cougar sticking his head into the portal
"go ahead and smash"
the minons giggle and attack at full speed
"go ahead and smash"
the minons giggle and attack at full speed
Oh by the way Sir, I can control what game, but not where they open. The portal opens in a random field, then encouter/battle music plays and we encounter...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8uPSW__gk
Using the magical ability of resting, Guilts arm fixes itself.
Waking up to find himself in a barren waste land save for a strange town built out of giant shells, he heads for the biggest building.
Half an hour of gaming time later (about 30 seconds in real time) Guilt has become a retainer of house Redoran and is gifted with a set of armour.
"You know what, I could come to like this universe" he says, unwittingly tempting fate
Waking up to find himself in a barren waste land save for a strange town built out of giant shells, he heads for the biggest building.
Half an hour of gaming time later (about 30 seconds in real time) Guilt has become a retainer of house Redoran and is gifted with a set of armour.
"You know what, I could come to like this universe" he says, unwittingly tempting fate
the portal closes and the minions get sad
"dont worry there has to be another way to get to them"
looks around to find another portal
"dont worry there has to be another way to get to them"
looks around to find another portal
I turn to Sir, "Hey you know when we eventually get back to reality, what are you going to do about the whole...you know...gender, thing?"
23 game portals later
"WHERE ARE THEY!!!" while shaking both fist in the air
sits down and plots what to do next
"WHERE ARE THEY!!!" while shaking both fist in the air
sits down and plots what to do next
"Oh crap! I'm detecting interference with the rupture portals! Someone is trying to find us!"
I run back out to the portal, temporarily locking it, but not for long.
I run back out to the portal, temporarily locking it, but not for long.
"Wow, MegaMan Battle Network Universe was cool!" I say, secretly pretty dissapointed that I missed a whole story arc and appearing in a flash of internet.
"Wow, Bryghtside, you got almost as hot as your sister!" I cop a feel of Bryghtside. "Actually, you're a little bigger..."
"Wow, Bryghtside, you got almost as hot as your sister!" I cop a feel of Bryghtside. "Actually, you're a little bigger..."
*wakes up*LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE did you see something? "a strange man with a portal sir."oh. bring me a bottle of jack with an umbrella in it.
"ah ha! i got it" while pointing my finger in the air like an idiot
"minions build a dark fortress in the middle of the space rift, they have to pass through here sometime in order to reach the other worlds."
"minions build a dark fortress in the middle of the space rift, they have to pass through here sometime in order to reach the other worlds."
"Hold on, what?" I ask. "You're asking for a direction for the plot to head in?" I shake my head. "I remember back when this game was formed. We'd happily kill each other for hours on end using whatever we could find. But now? You're asking me for plot advancement!? No. This... Isn't the RP I joined." I walk out into the parking lot, and lower my staple gun to my head.
"Sam, what are you doing? You won't respawn if you die outside the mall!" Ren yells.
"Exactly." I close my eyes, and pull the trigger.
...Next thing I know, I'm in Hell, staring up at a very familiar cleavage. "Oh, hello. How are things?"
"Sam, what are you doing? You won't respawn if you die outside the mall!" Ren yells.
"Exactly." I close my eyes, and pull the trigger.
...Next thing I know, I'm in Hell, staring up at a very familiar cleavage. "Oh, hello. How are things?"
"Lets go to an open ended game! I know Dead Rising! Wait, thats just a mall...urm well we'll find a good one" *opens portal* "Come on!...Hey WTF just happened to Sam?!"