Mall Fight!

[Baby Eater]

[HEADING=2]meanwhile[/HEADING]

a bird flys by and I blast it with a RYNO V

"eh I'm bored"
a portal opens up showing a dark fortress
"LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"the groovitron sir?"
"yep" before the portal closes I throw a groovitron ball in (a groovitron ball makes anyone near dance like a disco reject)

 

[Sam G]

Spoiler: The plot! The plot!

Don't go anywhere! Just stay in the mall! I'VE FOUND PLOT ADVANCEMENT.

 

[Baby Eater]

"Hold on, what?" I ask. "You're asking for a direction for the plot to head in?" I shake my head. "I remember back when this game was formed. We'd happily kill each other for hours on end using whatever we could find. But now? You're asking me for plot advancement!? No. This... Isn't the RP I joined." I walk out into the parking lot, and lower my staple gun to my head.
"Sam, what are you doing? You won't respawn if you die outside the mall!" Ren yells.
"Exactly." I close my eyes, and pull the trigger.

...Next thing I know, I'm in Hell, staring up at a very familiar cleavage. "Oh, hello. How are things?"

how do you stare up at cleavage? thats like looking down an upskirt

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Malevolent's voice sounds once again.

"AH'M BACK. ALSO, THE GAME"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Spoiler: The plot! The plot!

Don't go anywhere! Just stay in the mall! I'VE FOUND PLOT ADVANCEMENT.

Urm we're not in the mall...

"Oh shit...I say as I look up to the massive (now dancing) evil fortress. "What doe we do Sir?......Sir? Aw, shizzlesticks. In memory of Sir I facepalm.

Repeatedly.

 

[Baby Eater]

another portal opens showing a dying sirbs
*poke with a stick the drags him through portal* LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE get the medkit
"yes master"

 

[CanOfBeans]

starts disco dancing , "what the hell is going on!?"

the space rift starts shaking , "that cant be good..."

the rift shatters and i fall flat face first in the mall with only a handfull of minions left

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, Bryghtside, welcome to Hell!" I say, helping my old chum up to his feet. "You still have that Portal Gun?" I grab the gun from Bryghtside and shoot a portal at a wall. As the other portal was still in the mall, I was capable of stepping through it, holding hands with Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister. "Thanks for that! Now, enjoy the rest of your eternity!" I say, closing the portal and leaving Bryghtside stranded in the underworld. I turn to his sister. "So, you wanna, like, kill everyone?"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"Back in the mall? OH GREAT ISN'T IT!!!" Luckily I still have all the gadgets from Batman:AA, and I use the 512-bit decrypter to reactiv my teleport, able to bring Sir back to the mall. Huzzah!

[small]By the way, I now have a hybrid of my Clone Armor and the Batman cape, allowing my to glide.[/small]

 

[Baby Eater]

Spoiler

chell!? ahahaha! lol rofl rflmaoars and so forth

falls into the mall with LAAAAAWWWWWRRREEENNNCE and my (hugely) outrageous arsenal
"this shall be fun sire?"
oh yeah.ALOT of fun

 

[CanOfBeans]

looks around

"hey this place looks familiar, o well, minions we must find a way to gain access to the other minions , scout the place"

(the minions just happened to be the green ones thus are invisible, you can only tell that their there with their nasty smell)

 

[Baby Eater]

*sneaks up on sam and throws a groovitron ball at him* DANCE MONKEY DANCE!

 

[CanOfBeans]

a green minion hears EMB yelling

it heads towards the noise and jump towards EMB ready to back stab him silly

 

[Baby Eater]

my miniturret guns disguised as plants shoot the minion frying him

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I sit there with Sir "Aw post dammit! I don't know whats going to happen to you! I need 100cc's of get your ass on the forum! Hey is that plant closer that bfore?" I get riddled with minigun fire from the plant disguised turret.

 

[Baby Eater]

well that was a waste of groovitron...

*throws one where cougar respawns*

 

[Sam G]

"Ghosts don't dance, idiot!" Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister (which I'm going to abbreviate to BHGS) yells, turning on BabyEater and pulling his eyes out with her bare hands, then pouring gasoline into his eye sockets and tossing a match in there.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

After what seems like an eternity of torture, just like in Doomsday Arcade Episode 6, I decide to take action.

What this will constist of, I don't know, but I reach in my saddlebag, and take out my vest of teleportation.

"HA!" I yell, but my vest is taken and thrown into a pool of lava.

I jump in, and am faced with searing amounts of pain, while seventeen devils stand around me and laugh relentlessly.

I try to lose conciousness, but I cannot - but the pain is unbearable.

I can do nothing but face the searing pain of an eternity in hell.

Um I teleported you out...

Anyway I respawn, with the uncontrollable urge to DANCE!

 

[Baby Eater]

*burning slightly* is it hot in here?and who the hells smoking?

 

[CanOfBeans]

(o wait that works)

hears horrible screaming

"wow thats sounds like someone got there eyes lit on fire."

best to stay away