Mall Fight!
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*hears something outside* hmmm...LAAAAWWWRRREEEENNCE! what was that? "horrible screams of pain sir." oh.ok *poke poke*
While waiting in line to respawn, all I can think of is getting to the mall and warning everyone.
"Please, this is urgent, can't you let me through?", I say.
"Sir, please stay in line."
"But I have to warn everyone in them mall. They're in grave danger."
"Oh, really? Hey, Jimmy! This guy says he's got to warn some peeeeeople about some daaaaaanger."
"Ah, these guys really think they can fool us with these stories.", says Jimmy. "Just shut up and wait for your turn. You're the 3rd guy who tries that this week."
"Please, this is urgent, can't you let me through?", I say.
"Sir, please stay in line."
"But I have to warn everyone in them mall. They're in grave danger."
"Oh, really? Hey, Jimmy! This guy says he's got to warn some peeeeeople about some daaaaaanger."
"Ah, these guys really think they can fool us with these stories.", says Jimmy. "Just shut up and wait for your turn. You're the 3rd guy who tries that this week."
*walking around mall and sees a store* LAAAAWWWRRREEEENNCE whats xxx mean? "pornographic material sir" wha???"naked meatbags sir" i find that racist "sorry master [small] meatbag[/small]"
Tired of waiting in line, I kill the two guards, walk up to the respawn gate and walk through. I arrive at the mall, right next to the entrance to the parking lot.
"Good, I can still warn them."
But when I look around, I see that I'm already surrounded. They got me.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]The zombies...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
"Good, I can still warn them."
But when I look around, I see that I'm already surrounded. They got me.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]The zombies...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
"so your telling me that this teleportation spell of yours will take me to Balmora?" Guilt asks a young journeyman of the mages guild.
"Indeed, just as soon as you part with the sweet moon sugar," purrs the doped up Kajit.
"fair enough, here's your back of strange white powder you weirdo," And with that he was off, leaving the contents of his stomach lying on the floor and a strangled curse trailing off for all eternity.
Crunch, went his back as he came crashing down onto a concrete flooring.
"Bugger".
"Indeed, just as soon as you part with the sweet moon sugar," purrs the doped up Kajit.
"fair enough, here's your back of strange white powder you weirdo," And with that he was off, leaving the contents of his stomach lying on the floor and a strangled curse trailing off for all eternity.
Crunch, went his back as he came crashing down onto a concrete flooring.
"Bugger".
*sees zombies outside the window*LAAAAWWWRRREEEENNCE!"the chainsaw sir?" no i have a better idea...
*bursts through the window with a motorcycle and a glove that shoots CDs at high velocity and kills his way to ren* GET ON!
*bursts through the window with a motorcycle and a glove that shoots CDs at high velocity and kills his way to ren* GET ON!
"now I know your zombies, but surely you've got some survival instinct" He says with his back to the wall, the enchanted blade of Frostfire clasped in his hands.
"apparently I still have to work on my speechcraft, fortunatly my skill in longblades is a race perk".
Guilt proceeds to hue off every encroaching necrotic limb and any skulls which present themselves.
"apparently I still have to work on my speechcraft, fortunatly my skill in longblades is a race perk".
Guilt proceeds to hue off every encroaching necrotic limb and any skulls which present themselves.
*dresses up in michal jackson out fit then throws a groovitron ball making every zombie do the thriller dance*
Taking advantage of this weird turn of events, Guilt makes a break for it.
"For the love of every god and daemon out there, let me in!" he yells while smashing his gauntleted fists against the door.
"For the love of every god and daemon out there, let me in!" he yells while smashing his gauntleted fists against the door.
"THANK YOU!" Guilt bales through the door and slams it shut behind him.
"You would not believe the day I'm having".
"You would not believe the day I'm having".
With a characteristic leap of faith take on logic Guilt buys that.
"well makes more sense than everything else here, but what so we do about the horde of shambling dance freaks out there?"
"well makes more sense than everything else here, but what so we do about the horde of shambling dance freaks out there?"