Mall Fight!

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SirBryghtside said:
ScaredCougar said:
SirBryghtside said:
After what seems like an eternity of torture, just like in Doomsday Arcade Episode 6, I decide to take action.

What this will constist of, I don't know, but I reach in my saddlebag, and take out my vest of teleportation.

"HA!" I yell, but my vest is taken and thrown into a pool of lava.

I jump in, and am faced with searing amounts of pain, while seventeen devils stand around me and laugh relentlessly.

I try to lose conciousness, but I cannot - but the pain is unbearable.

I can do nothing but face the searing pain of an eternity in hell.
Um I teleported you out...
Sorry, but I am kinda dead - it's not that easy, seeing as you can't even get back to my body to resurrect it. I really have no idea how I'll get out of this, but don't make it as simple as 'I teleport you out'.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE! *****.....Why am I angry? Ok I start to set up a pentagram to call up Sir in spirit form, ad retrieve his body with the teleport. But this will take some time.
 

Baby Eater

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*uses suck cannon to suck up sister ghostbuster style then points the negotiator at sam* no more ghosts kapeesh?
 

Sam G

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Time you don't have, ScaredCougar...
While BHGS (actually, you're right, Sister is a much better abbreviation, I'm gonna call her that from now on) is busy twisting BabyEater's neck around and around while screaming "A VACUUM CLEANER?! REALLY?!?!?!", I walk over to Cougar, tap him on the shoulder and punch him in the face.
"You can't get in the way of our love!" I yell, kicking Cougar while he's lying on the ground.
 

Baby Eater

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*sigh* ok I wanted to save this but it's too cool to wait *shoots RYNO VI at sam* (this is the RYNO VI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LuaahKHi34 )
 

Sam G

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I absorb the blast, and vaporize into nothingness, from what I can tell of the gun. Sister, having finished wrenching Ren's head from his mutilated corpse, catches sight of this and enters a state of berserker rage, flying towards BabyEater with such force they both fly straight through a wall, and BabyEater is crushed to a pulp.
 

Baby Eater

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*respawns by my suck cannon that has leveled up into the vortex cannon and sucks up sister*
 

Sam G

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I respawn in front of BabyEater and kick him in the stomach. I take his Suck Cannon, stick it down his throat to suck all his innards out, then smash it with my golf clubs to release Sister.
 

Ren3004

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I open my eyes.

"What!? I can't take a rest for a few hours without people coming in and out of my Hellish realm as they please?"

I stand up from my throne and open a portal to the mall, my mind set on sending anyone I can find to the deepest circle of Hell.
 

Baby Eater

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*pokes ren* hey guess what "what?" this*puts a groovitron ball in your pocket*
 

Ren3004

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"Fool. You cannot touch the devil!"

EMB drops to the floor and starts withering away.

I hear Sir's sister zooming around the mall and go looking for her.
 

Baby Eater

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sirs sisters in my vaccum gun

*respawns on the other half of the mall*......fuck *sister yells from inside the gun so I kick it* quiet you!
 

Ren3004

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No, sam smashed your gun.


I burn down a candy store with hellfire, just for the sake of it.
 

Sam G

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I also sucked most of your organs out with it. How are you alive?
BabyEater suddenly drops dead from his lack of organs.
"Ren, old chum! How's it been?" I ask, dropping into a fighting stance.
"You're a bastard and we're going to send you back to hell!" Sister cries, flying to my side and filling her hands with fire.

(this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATI48dcsMU] is today's obligitary awesome battle theme.)

(...Actually, I've changed my mind. This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Hjf43k3Cs&feature=related] is.)
 

Ren3004

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"You have no power over me!"

I shoot hellfire at sister and she tries to block it.

"You can't hold forever! You're just a soul!"
 

Baby Eater

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walks back in with an omega pyrocinerater with acid mod

"ok 2 v. 2?"

i have a very jack sparrow feeling since all of you have tried killing me and 2 of you succeeded
 

Ren3004

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"Right. EMB, you take care of sam."


I finally manage to break through sister's defenses. She falls to the ground, and I take that chance to grab her. I take her and sam to Hell and hold them in a special torture device. The only way they can be freed is by having someone else willingly take their place.
 

Ren3004

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"Oops, sorry about thet."

I bring sam back from Hell and leave him in EMB's hands.

"Have fun."
 

Baby Eater

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you are a good man. when i die and take over i'll only send you to the 2nd lowest level of hell *burns sams legs off then breaks his fingers* torture....what a wonderful art