After what seems like an eternity of torture, just like in Doomsday Arcade Episode 6, I decide to take action.
What this will constist of, I don't know, but I reach in my saddlebag, and take out my vest of teleportation.
"HA!" I yell, but my vest is taken and thrown into a pool of lava.
I jump in, and am faced with searing amounts of pain, while seventeen devils stand around me and laugh relentlessly.
I try to lose conciousness, but I cannot - but the pain is unbearable.
I can do nothing but face the searing pain of an eternity in hell.