Mall Fight!

[Baby Eater]

"oh i got it handled.LAAAAWWWRRREEEENNCE!"

"yes sir?"
"get rid of these soliciters"
"at once sir"
*LAAAAWWWRRREEEENNCE goes out and uses his robot strength to start ripping zombies apart*

 

[GuiltBlade]

"huh, well that makes it easier. Want to go over to the food court?"

 

[Baby Eater]

"sure! since were the only ones alive we don't need money"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Urm you forgot about me EMB. Can I go with you? [small]And possibly murder you *under my breath*[/small]"

 

[Ren3004]

I seem to be tied to a chair. What the hell is this place anyway.

"Hey, Sleeping Beauty!", says a voice behind me.

"Who's there?"

"I'm the one asking the questions here!"

The man slaps me in the back of the head.

"What do you want from me?"

"It's easy, punk. We want to know where's the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM."

"The LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM was destroyed!"

"LIAR! You'll talk, they all do. We've got plenty of time ahead of us and no one to hear you scream.", says the man with a tone of sadism in his voice.

I hear the sound of a box being open behind me.

 

[GuiltBlade]

"oh man this food is so good," he gasps out between mouthfuls of pretty much everything.
"I've been living off scrib jelly and hound meat in Morrowind".

 

[Ren3004]

"I'll never say anything! I don't know where the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM is, and I wouldn't tell you if I did!", I say.


"Such loyalty... But you can find that I can be very... persuasive."

The man grabs a pair of headphones and puts them in my ears. I close my eyes, ready for what's to come.

Its worse than I imagined. The song is starting to get stuck in my head. I don't know how
long I can take it before I crack.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Never gonna give you up...
Never gonna let you down...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I enter a locked room, to find Ren tied to a chair, but there is someone else in the room. They run off before I see who it was, Ren ap[pears to have headphones on, but they ae affecting him. "Hey!" I take the headphones off. "What was that?"

 

[Ren3004]

Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" echoes through the mall, paralyzing everyone.

"Cougar, no! Leave that on."

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"What?! Why?! Are you crazy?! That thing will kill you with prolonged use!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Better me that the rest of the mall! Listen, Cougar. They are looking for the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM. That man, I think it was Sir. Get him. He can't find the ICE CREAM."

"I can't leave you here!"

"Leave me, this is more important!"

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Wait, did I miss something? I wasn't here when the Ice cream was here! I have only heard legends!

 

[Ren3004]

With my dying breath I say:

"Go to the bookstore... Find the LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM... before it's too late. SIr cannot discover its true power. You must fight him. Only then will you have completed your training.

There is *cough* another *cough* clone trooper."

*Dies*

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"The fuck?! WHO ELSE?! DAMMIT!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO RESPAWN!!???" I set off in head of the book store.

 

[Sam G]

I, waking up after the many hours of torture at the hands of BabyEater, bang my head on the ground again and again until I die.
I respawn with vengeance in my lungs.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

As i'm walking I encounter a shady figure. "Who are you?"
"Hey Boss!"
I greet RC-1262 "Scorch" with happiness knowing he can help me.
[small]Google him people![/small]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"Sir! I cannot allow you that LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM, ist power is too strong!"

[small]P.S. Have you posted on Magicians World yet?[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

I appear before Cougar as a Force ghost.

"Cougar, it's not too late. You must fight Sir, before he learns to control his power."

"But... how?"

"Use the Force, Cougar."

I then vanish.

"Use the Force?", says Cougar. "Well, thanks for nothing, Ren. What is that supposed to mean."

Suddenly, a lightsaber appears at Cougar's feet.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"But im a clone! I don't have and midiclorians!...Wait! the LAST PEPPIRONI PIZZA SLICE!" I eat it, and I feel the power. I pick up the lightsaber and go to Sir.

Spoiler: Just a sec

Need to do homework, stall the fight.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Spoiler: Hey Sir!

I said stall it *****! I was finishing my french coursework!

I use force pull on Sirs lightsaber, snapping mine off and bringing it back to me. "It ain't over that easy!"