Mall Fight!
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scratches chin in perplexed manner at gratuitous amount of stabbing and sex. Realises he's re spawned in an electronics store.
Rather annoyed to have lost his wonderful sword shaped polygons he busies himself construction a launching arm and ammo hopper filled with Microsoft disks. With the new deletium (look it up at userfriendly.org) launcher completed he stalks out into the mall again to get revenge, or bagels, which ever comes first.
Rather annoyed to have lost his wonderful sword shaped polygons he busies himself construction a launching arm and ammo hopper filled with Microsoft disks. With the new deletium (look it up at userfriendly.org) launcher completed he stalks out into the mall again to get revenge, or bagels, which ever comes first.
*walks up to guilt exhausted and holding a half broken candy cane with blood and broken teeth on it* "merry....christmas"
"Aren't you a month early?" he picks the teeth off before eating the candy cane.
"I was sure I stabbed two people a moment ago, don't suppose you saw where my sword went?"
"I was sure I stabbed two people a moment ago, don't suppose you saw where my sword went?"
"christmas started last year man it never ended. anyways try looking in the last person you stabbed"
ponders....chews......ponders again. "Good point, well then merry Christmas," he walks back into the electronics store and hands Babies a pack of sparkly LEDs.
He heads back to roughly where the big blood bath took place, acquiring a few trinkets along the way including a hammer and some silver foil, which are combined to create a musical rip off.
He heads back to roughly where the big blood bath took place, acquiring a few trinkets along the way including a hammer and some silver foil, which are combined to create a musical rip off.
"oooohhhh shiny" stares at the LEDs
"hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I put these in a microwave"
"hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I put these in a microwave"
pauses and looks in his hopper. "You just erased all my deletium, now all i have are a bunch of blank disks with windows logos on them," Storms back over to Babies and introduces him to Maxwell's silver hammer in the form of cranial intrusion.
*dodges and stabs guilt in the eye with a broken shard of glass* that was really rude! look what you made me do!
looking down at the huge mess they just made he realises that he could of just sold his blood and bought a new sword.
He collapses only to respawn into the ball pit of a kids fun house. as a result, he decides he must be a child and begins playing on the slides.
He collapses only to respawn into the ball pit of a kids fun house. as a result, he decides he must be a child and begins playing on the slides.
Still wandering (and after taking a nap in the local BEDDY BYE BED STORE, Ram found a strange man falling down an up escalator.
After watching for a couple of minutes, he grabbed some scissors from THE ART OF CRAFTS and snipped quickly at the man's clothes. The loose thread quickly got caught into one of the stairs of the machine, dragging the man up toward the top of the stairs, his clothes pulling down on his neck and forcing his head down onto the floor.
Taking the escalator up, Ram jumped over the struggling man and continued on his way, looking for more fun.
After watching for a couple of minutes, he grabbed some scissors from THE ART OF CRAFTS and snipped quickly at the man's clothes. The loose thread quickly got caught into one of the stairs of the machine, dragging the man up toward the top of the stairs, his clothes pulling down on his neck and forcing his head down onto the floor.
Taking the escalator up, Ram jumped over the struggling man and continued on his way, looking for more fun.
In the nearest grocery store I grab the following: 2 bottles of tabasco sauce, a tube of wasabi, several boxes of condoms, some polaroid film, 2 packs of heavy grit sandpaper and a first aid kit.
Now that I'm ready for my date I can continue through the mall...
Now that I'm ready for my date I can continue through the mall...
I enter the mall and gather resources in the nearest shop. Some stationary! Could prove useful..
As sirbrightside walks along he sees a blind man walking around aimlessly, and decides to offer a hand by picking up the cane and handing it to the man. However as sirbrightside began to walk away the old man 'accidentally' tripped him with the tip of his cane, sending him into an open manhole where he get devoured by crocodiles.
