Mall Fight!
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"Chell, what the hell, seriously?" I ask, before dying.
Sister flies through the floor, holding a pair of Flaming Chainsword Gunchucks [http://Chris000.deviantart.com/art/Flaming-Chainsword-Gunchucks-101334592]. She spies my body on the floor and flies into a blind rage, assaulting Chell with extreme force.
*Cue Epic Battle- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ0lSyuwrv0] Nah, screw it, I'm bringing Duel of the Fates [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCigHHwOcE] back.*
Sister flies through the floor, holding a pair of Flaming Chainsword Gunchucks [http://Chris000.deviantart.com/art/Flaming-Chainsword-Gunchucks-101334592]. She spies my body on the floor and flies into a blind rage, assaulting Chell with extreme force.
*Cue Epic Battle- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ0lSyuwrv0] Nah, screw it, I'm bringing Duel of the Fates [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCigHHwOcE] back.*
I respawn in some random place, but this time without my swords. After cursing under my breath i walk past a store, and notice something different about me. Know for some reason i'm wearing a hoodie with a tight leather jacket over it, jeans, and a un-tucked shirt poking out from under the hoodie. My eyes widen. I immediately get the reference.
"Why the hell am i dressed like Alex Mercer?" I say to no one in particular.
I try to pull down the hood, but find it impossible. That makes it official. but why? how did this happen? Better yet, do i have any of his powers?!
To test out my theory, i run up behind Ren and swing at him. My arm turns into a large blade and slices Ren clean in half.
"Sweet" i say, my voice deep and gravelly.
Then i run back to a store window. My skin is still it's original dark color.
"Hm, i guess it is all in the costume" I say, bounding over several users.
"Why the hell am i dressed like Alex Mercer?" I say to no one in particular.
I try to pull down the hood, but find it impossible. That makes it official. but why? how did this happen? Better yet, do i have any of his powers?!
To test out my theory, i run up behind Ren and swing at him. My arm turns into a large blade and slices Ren clean in half.
"Sweet" i say, my voice deep and gravelly.
Then i run back to a store window. My skin is still it's original dark color.
"Hm, i guess it is all in the costume" I say, bounding over several users.
I respawn outside an awesome clothes store, from whence I take a lab-coat. Not for any particular reason; I've just taken to wearing one for the winter months, so now whenever you picture me, let your mental image be one of a man in a lab-coat.
Now that that's done with, I go off to find Sister.
Now that that's done with, I go off to find Sister.
After glaring into Ren's eyes, my arms and hands transform into their clawed form and they flailing all over the place, slicing kiosks, benches, mannequins, and any thing else they come in contact with. Then Sam walks into my line of sight. i yell out to him.
"Sam! i can't control my body! Move before i practice castration with your entire body!!" i yell.
"Sam! i can't control my body! Move before i practice castration with your entire body!!" i yell.
I run into Ren3004 and spray him in the eyes with the can of spray paint I'm holding.
"Ha." I say loudly and sarcasticly to myself.
I then jump on top of his body and continuesly bash his head in blow after blow with the spray can all while laughing at his misery, screams of pain, the brains and the blood flying into my face. I stand up and look over his dead, defeated body and give one last nod before saying.
"You reap on societity, now to find some more people to mash."
"Ha." I say loudly and sarcasticly to myself.
I then jump on top of his body and continuesly bash his head in blow after blow with the spray can all while laughing at his misery, screams of pain, the brains and the blood flying into my face. I stand up and look over his dead, defeated body and give one last nod before saying.
"You reap on societity, now to find some more people to mash."
Ram spawned nearby a strange Satanic-esq creature sneaking upon a sick boy.
"Gad-zooks! This looks like a job for...EXORCIST MAN!" Ram shouts, running into the nearest CHRIST-CO: HEAVENLY PRICES AND GOLIATH SUPPLIES!.
He came back out with a bible, a preacher's outfit, and several gallons of Holly water.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Ram cried, throwing the water on the demon looking man.
"Gad-zooks! This looks like a job for...EXORCIST MAN!" Ram shouts, running into the nearest CHRIST-CO: HEAVENLY PRICES AND GOLIATH SUPPLIES!.
He came back out with a bible, a preacher's outfit, and several gallons of Holly water.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" Ram cried, throwing the water on the demon looking man.
After slicing Sam to bits, i gain recontrol of my body. I then leap up to the second floor and go into my favorite Gamestop. Then something catches my eye.
"They have DJ Hero in here?!"
This revelation feels me with glee, and i run over to the booth and try it out.
"They have DJ Hero in here?!"
This revelation feels me with glee, and i run over to the booth and try it out.
walks by pmoney, now looking like kratos (weapons included) "DJ HERO!?" I smash the whole machine "your welcome"
"OKAY FUCK THIS!!" I scream, running to the center of the mall and opening my coat dramatically to reveal a large stash of armed explosives! Oh noes!