Mall Fight!
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I dress up in a Thor costume. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Then I smash ren3004 in the face with a sledge hammer.
I look around, wondering why I was just standing there. Suddenly, I kneel to the ground. My skin starts bubbling. I melt into a puddle, then reform as...
CAPTAIN "SOAP" MACTAVISH!
I pick up an M4A1 SOPMOD, which came free with the transformation, and go out looking for some "moppets" to shoot.
[small]Y'know, moppets. Like Soap calls the first enemies in the E3 demo.[/small]
CAPTAIN "SOAP" MACTAVISH!
I pick up an M4A1 SOPMOD, which came free with the transformation, and go out looking for some "moppets" to shoot.
[small]Y'know, moppets. Like Soap calls the first enemies in the E3 demo.[/small]
I look down into the central area, seeing a large flood eminating from a fountain. I see that there are some people fighting down there. I yell down to them, "Hey, moppets! up here!" and open fire.
I jump out of the dupster i have been hiding in since the start of the war, sneak up on steakheart and bludgen him to death with a rubber chinken some-one threw out, then throw his body over the railing where it falls onto the group of people below
I notice the falling Steak and my hand grows into a long tentacle. I whip it towards Steak, and it wraps around his neck. Using little strength, i twirl him like a lasso and then release my grip on his neck. The momentum flings him into a nearby store.
I sneak up on pmoney and use medusa's head on him turning him to stone then I crush the new statue
No-one seems to notice me up on the balcony so i jump off and swan dive to where everone is fighting and hit the ground with a HUGE explosion that knocks everyone over and brings down several of the floors above, crushing several people...i then do the moonwalk and run away and hid in a nearby dumpster
As i respawn, i attempt to immediately get back into the action, but a mirror catches my eye. As i walk up to it a surprised look spreads over my strangely gruff face. I've changed my clothes again!
But this time i'm wearing a yellow-and-black jacket, fingerless gloves, a sling messenger bookbag, and brown pants. Complete with a five o' clock shadow.
"I look like a black Cole McGrath!" I say, with a voice equally gravelly to Alex Mercer's.
I then run up to EMB and stick a shitload of lightning up his Greek ass, causing him to catch fire. Once he burns to crisp, i throw him a wall, and he bursts into ashes.
But this time i'm wearing a yellow-and-black jacket, fingerless gloves, a sling messenger bookbag, and brown pants. Complete with a five o' clock shadow.
"I look like a black Cole McGrath!" I say, with a voice equally gravelly to Alex Mercer's.
I then run up to EMB and stick a shitload of lightning up his Greek ass, causing him to catch fire. Once he burns to crisp, i throw him a wall, and he bursts into ashes.
Who am I gonna call indeed?
I soar through the air and kick Bryghtside in the head with both feet, trip Ren over and run into a nearby VG Merchandise store. I grab a replica Smash Ball made of glass, shatter it on my head, pluck out the stray shards of broken glass and activate my Final Smash: "Pill Fury".
I throw a group of viruses at the "Ghostbusters", then start tossing handfuls upon handfuls of pills at them. The viruses, at this point chewing on Bryghtside's and Ren's body parts, react with the pills, causing a violent explosion which reduces them to powder. (Don't bother asking me how. I'm a doctor, dammit, not a physicist!)
I soar through the air and kick Bryghtside in the head with both feet, trip Ren over and run into a nearby VG Merchandise store. I grab a replica Smash Ball made of glass, shatter it on my head, pluck out the stray shards of broken glass and activate my Final Smash: "Pill Fury".
I throw a group of viruses at the "Ghostbusters", then start tossing handfuls upon handfuls of pills at them. The viruses, at this point chewing on Bryghtside's and Ren's body parts, react with the pills, causing a violent explosion which reduces them to powder. (Don't bother asking me how. I'm a doctor, dammit, not a physicist!)
However due to my blindness I can't see anything and so dodge all incoming blows drunken rock lee style, and instead blunder into something hot, a person perhaps. I feel the objects lower parts and grab something disturbing, and then knock them over.
*A blind old man blunders into Satan, felt up his breasts! and knocks him into a swimming pool by accident on the floor below, before wandering off.*
*A blind old man blunders into Satan, felt up his breasts! and knocks him into a swimming pool by accident on the floor below, before wandering off.*
i am blind so i will describe what actually happens in *between here*
I look down at Ren with blind eyes and say gravely, "You haven't seen a cane around here have you?". Ren looks about for a cane for a brief moment before the blind man shoves a pokeball in his mouth and whispers, "I always wondered what happened if you opened one of these in a confined space....I choose you charazard".
*The blind man walks off as Ren explodes and charazard is released upon the world, fully geared in bionic and metal armour summoned by the blind man's sacrifice of Ren. The man walks off into the distance, fumballing for his lost cane".
*The blind man walks off as Ren explodes and charazard is released upon the world, fully geared in bionic and metal armour summoned by the blind man's sacrifice of Ren. The man walks off into the distance, fumballing for his lost cane".