Mall Fight!

[Claymorez]

Spoiler

yes an be amazed by the eye of my NEW AVATAR ha ha ha .....ya sirbrightside your not the only one with a new and animated avatar........ye that was better in my head

 

[Ren3004]

My sacrifice has the unexpected effect of restoring the universe, sending us all back to the mall. Now, let's find that Charizard...

 

[Ren3004]

Meanwhile, I find liquid nitrogen in a store called "Stuff You Normally Wouldn't Find In A Mall[sup]TM[/sup]" and go after the Charizard.

 

[Sam G]

I respawn back in the dimension of life (that is to say, the mall) with my staple gun, golf putters and hairspray-flamethrower (in addition to, of course, my awesome lab-coat) and go off in search of an illegal drug store.

 

[SteakHeart]

I wkae up in the costume store. "Bloody 'ell, what did they do this time?" I stand up and look over to the costumes and find one for Mercury from Mirror's edge. I take off the Soap MacTavish costume, put the Mercury one on and run up a wall to test out my new Runner skills. I vault up over the railing and grab a cleaver from the nearby cooking store. "Alright, my friends. Now you can't run or hide."

 

[Pm0n3y]

I respawn, but for some reason, i still wear Cole McGrath's outfit.

"Hm, i guess i didn't use it enough for it to change." I say.

Then i see Steak wallrunning and vaulting over things with a cleaver in his hand. I throw a lightning bolt at him, making him lose control of his body. He flies into a wall, and hits the ground, while having seizures. i kick the cleaver away from him and kneel down beside him.

"You may be an experienced parkour artist, but you're still only human" I say smugly.

"And besides, Cole was a courier too. What makes you think i can't parkour either?"

I then leave him there, vaulting off the 2nd floor, and i wallrun down a wall and quickroll to the ground below me to soften my landing.

 

[SteakHeart]

"Showoff," I mutter as the electricity wears off. I go back to the costume store and decide to simply ditch the costume and find a better method of killing these maniacs. I walk down to the Dairy Queen and grab a Blizzard mixer, and test-fire it at the wall. The sheer awesomeness of my prescence causes the mixer to freeze anything it fires at. "Niiiiice."

 

[Sam G]

I find a marajuana stand and sell it for competitive prices to the rest of the gang.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

"Boss! Boss! Wake up! It's not nap time!"
"Scorch..shut the fuck up.."
"That chainsaw would have killed you if I didn't get you some Bacta.."
"Thanks.."
I get up, "Update me on what happened the last few page-I mean hours..."
"Lets get you up first."

 

[Ren3004]

Steak is chasing Pm0n3y down a corridor, but bot of them slip and fall on the floor. The cold, icy floor.


I come up behind them, drown them with liquid nitrogen and leave them frozen in the middle of the corridor.

 

[Ren3004]

Sir sees a shadow behind him, turns back, and gets hit in the head with a canister of liquid nitrogen.


Repeatedly.

 

[Claymorez]

*Blind man hits sirbrightside by accident with his cane which is a secret bamboo blade hidden inside the cane, which opens and 'accidentally' pokes about Sirbrightside's stomach trying to identify his surroundings before realising this isnt the book store and walking off*

 

[Ren3004]

I knock the clarinet out of Sir's hands and freeze him to the wall.

"Cool weapon, huh?"


Suddenly, the floor under me cracks.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

After hearing repeatedly and suddenly a lot I run into the shop and get into a battle with Charizard. I choose youi Dr. Octogonapus!

[small]Yup, I captured him.[/small]

 

[Sam G]

I get up, smoke some "medicinal herbs" to restore my heath, pocket a few bags, and run over to where Ren is, hanging from his fingertips from the edge of the jagged hole over a vat of lava.
"Ren, take my hand!" I yell. He grabs my hand, and I half-pull him out of the hole, before letting go and watching him tumble to his death.

 

[Ren3004]

Luckily, the liquid nitrogen turns the lava into rock, saving me from burning to death.






Instead, I break my neck and die.

 

[Baby Eater]

respawns as solid snake and starts sneaking around using octocamo

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in a seemingly empty store, only to have an invisible old man break my neck.

 

[Sam G]

I respawn in a seemingly empty store, wander around a bit, and trip over an invisible old man.
Fortunately, I was wearing my classic Curb-Stompin' shoes, and I shuffle around until I find him again, and kick his invisible old head off.

 

[SteakHeart]

Respawning in a McDonalds, I once again grab a bucket of boiling hot fryer oil and dump it over Sam.