Mall Fight!
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I run up to Sir to fight him, and EPIC FIGHT MUSIC [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcM0MJXYGAQ] plays.
Arceus turns towards me and Sam, his red eyes gleam brightly.
"How dare you jump on my back? Do you know who i am?! I'm practically a god in the pokemon world!" Arceus yells at Sam. Sam shits himself repeatidly at the sight atthe latest Deus Ex Machina the god pokemon. Arceus then stomps out the store, deciding to go on a rampage. I turn towards Sam.
"Good going dickwipe, you pissed him off!" i say to him. I then run out of the store, in hopes to calm the Godly entity down.
"How dare you jump on my back? Do you know who i am?! I'm practically a god in the pokemon world!" Arceus yells at Sam. Sam shits himself repeatidly at the sight at
"Good going dickwipe, you pissed him off!" i say to him. I then run out of the store, in hopes to calm the Godly entity down.
Arceus rights his neck and twists his head right round to face Steakheart. "GOOD NEWS. YOU GET TO DIE FIRST." He laser-blasts Steak into a pile of dust.
"Perfect!" I yell, putting my master plan into action. I pull my deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards out of my pocket, strap my Duel Disc onto my arm, and summon a monster. As I loosely based my play style off Bakura from the anime, most of the cards in my deck are ghost-types, and as everyone knows, psychic-type pokemon are weak against ghost-types!
"I put all my faith into this card!" I yell, raising my card hand straight into the air and playing it. "I summon..."
A really hot female ghost dual-wielding chainsaws appears on the field. "Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister!"
Even though it isn't actually Sister, just a holographic copy, my heart still soars to see her again. "Sister! Destroy that pokemon!" She flies towards Arceus and slices him into tiny pieces with her chainsaws. The battle is over. Sister smiles contentedly, and fades away.
"Perfect!" I yell, putting my master plan into action. I pull my deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards out of my pocket, strap my Duel Disc onto my arm, and summon a monster. As I loosely based my play style off Bakura from the anime, most of the cards in my deck are ghost-types, and as everyone knows, psychic-type pokemon are weak against ghost-types!
"I put all my faith into this card!" I yell, raising my card hand straight into the air and playing it. "I summon..."
A really hot female ghost dual-wielding chainsaws appears on the field. "Bryghtside's Hot Ghost Sister!"
Even though it isn't actually Sister, just a holographic copy, my heart still soars to see her again. "Sister! Destroy that pokemon!" She flies towards Arceus and slices him into tiny pieces with her chainsaws. The battle is over. Sister smiles contentedly, and fades away.
I respawn out of the ashes and stare at the body of Arceus. Then I realize the pun that can be made out of that. "Heh heh... Arse-eus." The horribleness of that pun kills everyone in the room.
Suddenly, Arceus reforms from his shreaded remains.
"Fools. Do you think its that easy to kill a god?!"
Arceus floats into the air. His ring glows brightly.
"Holy Shit! He's about to use Judgement! Everybody run for cover!" I yell
Everyone finds a hiding spot, all except for Steak, who just stares at Arceus' might.
"Hm. Looks like you get to die again." The powerful pokemon says
Steak slowly rises into the air, extending his arm as if he about to see those pearly gates in the sky. Instead he turns into ashes again. Then a bright envelops the mall. When it clears, a large crack appears in the ground.
"You mortals think you're all powerful? You haven't seen anything yet."
Suddenly the large crack opened up, and the very depths of hell came out. Demons of all kinds came out of the hole. Sam slaps me in the back of the head.
"Good going gonad. You unleashed a devil among us!" He whispers from out of our hiding place.
"You should of never attacked him in the first place!" I say, slapping Sam back. Then we have a slap fight.
"Fools. Do you think its that easy to kill a god?!"
Arceus floats into the air. His ring glows brightly.
"Holy Shit! He's about to use Judgement! Everybody run for cover!" I yell
Everyone finds a hiding spot, all except for Steak, who just stares at Arceus' might.
"Hm. Looks like you get to die again." The powerful pokemon says
Steak slowly rises into the air, extending his arm as if he about to see those pearly gates in the sky. Instead he turns into ashes again. Then a bright envelops the mall. When it clears, a large crack appears in the ground.
"You mortals think you're all powerful? You haven't seen anything yet."
Suddenly the large crack opened up, and the very depths of hell came out. Demons of all kinds came out of the hole. Sam slaps me in the back of the head.
"Good going gonad. You unleashed a devil among us!" He whispers from out of our hiding place.
"You should of never attacked him in the first place!" I say, slapping Sam back. Then we have a slap fight.
I once again rise from the ashes, holding a cross between the BFG 9000, the Fat Man, and the Spartan Laser. I charge it up- and use it to kill everyone in the room but Arceus. I then face him, and ask him if I can serve him. He agrees, and we go and wreak havoc in the mall.
I respawn and run over to the nearest dumpster, where i pull out a FREAKING CLAYMORE and run around the mall shouting FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM at the top of my lungs in a scottish accent...i dont actually attack anyone i just run around
Seeing The Guy running around with a claymore, I throw my laptop at him, making him fall. His claymore falls on him, cutting his head.
"That's against regulations!", I shout.
Then I parry Sir's strike at the last moment and keep fighting.
"That's against regulations!", I shout.
Then I parry Sir's strike at the last moment and keep fighting.
Again I can't see anything, despite talking to the optician who kept trying to sell me icecream for some reason! anyway I hear the clash of steel and decide to join in, shouting "Feel the wrath of over priced and badly built kitchen appliances", before lobbing a duck at Ren.
Ren, seeing the Duck coming towards him, tries to run away, as Ducks are his one fear. However the Duck hits Sirbrightside in the crotch, who then gets bitten by the duck and develops spontaneous rabies.
I then think to join the fray and come charging in with a stuffed bear, and mercilessly strike down my foe.
*The blind man ran the wrong way and started attacking an innocent palm tree, in a battle of epic proportions*
Ren, seeing the Duck coming towards him, tries to run away, as Ducks are his one fear. However the Duck hits Sirbrightside in the crotch, who then gets bitten by the duck and develops spontaneous rabies.
I then think to join the fray and come charging in with a stuffed bear, and mercilessly strike down my foe.
*The blind man ran the wrong way and started attacking an innocent palm tree, in a battle of epic proportions*
I am saddened by the death of my master. I turn to the people fighting, with a tear in my eye, and press a button connected to a nuke on my back.
[HEADING=1]KA-BOOOOOOOOOM! FWSHHHHHHHH![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]KA-BOOOOOOOOOM! FWSHHHHHHHH![/HEADING]