Mall Fight!

[Ren3004]

When I saw steakheart pressing the button, I hid myself inside a fridge to protect myself from the explosion. While everybody else was dead, I ran around the mall, booby-trapping every store.

 

[Ren3004]

Everyone respawns, only to trigger my traps and get blown up again.

 

[therealsomeguy]

I respawn and seeing that everyone is dead from Ren's traps i sneak up on him and insert a mobile phone into his brain, by way of the back of his head, i then run into the nearest arcade and play tekken 6, but i first set landmines made from rock salt and diet coke around the arcade so i can play in peace

 

[Ren3004]

I use the cell phone to make a call, accidentally setting off the landmines.

 

[therealsomeguy]

fortunatly i placed the mines away from me so they would not kill me if someone tried to get in...that would be stupid
unfortunatly for Ren i also placed several landmines in the dumpster behind him, which then explode and cause 3 dirty diapers and a big mac to decapitate him

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the hardware store and start my new plan.

 

[Sam G]

I respawn, as I often do, in a Golf'N'Staplers store. Bearing in mind my combat ability has been sub-par for the past few pages, I decide to re-equip myself with five new golf clubs, holding 2 in each hand and one in my mouth.
"Gnig gnu cgnaig!" I cry, running out of the store and accosting the next person I come across.

 

[Baby Eater]

*makes a sudden (re)appearance by crashing through the door in a customized lawn mower rider*

 

[Ren3004]

I ready my nail gun and start shooting at sam, making him drop one of his clubs.

 

[Sam G]

I throw the remaining four clubs into the air, draw my staple guns and return fire at Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

The staples and the nails meet in the air, deflecting each other. Who will win this gun fight? Only time will tell!

 

[Ren3004]

Despite Sir's sneakiness, I still manage to see him and hit him with a nail in the back of the head. Sam has the same idea, and hits him in the heart with a staple, killing him.

Since both of us are now out of ammo, we drop our guns and start a slap fight.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Room for one more?!" I say, respawning out of nowhere, and joining Sam and Ren their slap fight.

 

[Ren3004]

"Sure, join in!"

Soon, half the mall has joined our slap fight.

 

[Ren3004]

I reach Sir, slap him, then go back to the slap fight while he tries to figure out what happened.

 

[Baby Eater]

*smacks ren in the face with a steel candy cane for no reason* merry crustmas!

 

[therealsomeguy]

i finish playing tekken and see eatmorebabies beating up ren, i wait untill rens face is sufficently crushed then sneak up on eatmorebabies with a homemade flamethrower made from sparklers, cooking oil and silly string, i set him on fire, throw him into a nearby dumpster and push the dumpster down a nearby flight of stairs...i then return to the arcade and play Pac-Man

 

[Pm0n3y]

"There's an arcade in here?!?!?!?!?" I exclaim after reading the last post.

I break out of the slap fight a run into the Arcade. I find a Hydro Thunder booth and run towards it, tears of joy running out with each step. I flop into the seat and play a few rounds.

Spoiler: Hydro Thunder

BEST. ARCADE. RACING. GAME. EVER!!!!!

 

[Baby Eater]

I respawn and immediately run towards the arcade* there it is....in all of it's goodness*press start on the contra machine* "bahm bahm bahm braaahhham!"

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I go to the book store and empty out a book shelf. I remove part of the railing on the second floor and place the shelf on this spot. Below it,I place a 12 pack of mountain dew and a bag of doritos (Spicy Nacho) Pm0n3y runs up to the food and I push the bookshelf over. Pm0n3y makes a nice squish sond.