Mall Fight!

[Malevolent Stranger]

The Hydro Thunder booth becomes replaced with ET for the Atari 2600 and the rest of the arcade is turned into casual games.

A manical cackling is heard "Guess who!"

 

[Baby Eater]

*contra turns into DDR and I go into a blind rage killing everything near the arcade* AHHH! ************! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram, his respawn a wee bit lagging, arrived at the wild arcade to see all the great games turn into main-stream mush.

This...did not sit well with him.

With a grim knowing of what would come but seeing no other way, he lifted his 2ft pickle (from MEGA-FOODS! BIG ENOUGH TO STUFF ANY OBESE HOLE!) and charged.

"FOR THE MARIO BROS!!!!!"

 

[Claymorez]

I some how feel my way out of the porridge? tastes like it and then pick up a live electrical wire and accidentally stab it into sirbrightside's neck. "Shocking isn't it?" before he is burnt to a cinder

 

[Lullabye]

*walks out of bathroom to see mall going crazy*
wha....who.....*SirBryghtside's body falls down outta nowhere* "AHHHHHHHHHH!"*runs back into washroom and locks door*

 

[Sam G]

"You, Baby-Cannibal!" I point a finger dramatically at EMB. "What say we settle our differences like men?" I indicate towards the DDR machine, and grab a couple of Guitar Hero peripherals. "Extreme DDR Guitar Hero mix. The winner shall become the new Lord of the Arcade!"

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Everyone within a 10-mile radius grabs a lead pipe and murder Anne Robinson and SirBryghtside for introducing the demon!

 

[Sam G]

I jump straight up into the air and kick the explosive projectile back at Anne.
It could happen!

 

[Ren3004]

While Sir tries to exist the merchandise store, he is buried under a mountain of ZP imps. A half redhead man is seen fleeing from the scene.

 

[Sam G]

A half redhead man... or half a redhead man?

The redhead's somehow still living legs and pelvis collapse on the ground due to lack of upper body.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the food court and remember that I haven't had a proper meal since this thread started. I go down to BK and start eating cheeseburgers.

 

[therealsomeguy]

meanwhile as i watch all of this chaos unfold i sneak around the mall putting frag grenades un everyones back pockets and explode (among other things) their pants, i then steal Ren's burgers and smash his head in with a deep fryer, i then retire to the other arcade on the third floor and resume playing Pac-Man

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I run to the clothing store and get some earmuffs. I then grab a few CDs at the music store. I find the intercom and look at my Cds. Disney CDs. I put on the earmuffs and insert the Cds. The music begins to play all over the mall.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I amplify Killer Rabbit's sound, cackling

 

[Baby Eater]

*revive thread* hey sam still want that guita ddr match?

 

[Ramthundar]

"GAAH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Ram screamed, blood leaking out of his ears as the Disney music echoed across the mall.
He quickly ran into the nearest music store, filling every stereo and CD player with Rammstein and blasted it, drowing out the horrible wailings of pre-teen girls and femi-guys.
"Ahhh..."

 

[Sam G]

"Hell yeah I do, Baby-Eater!" I set the song to Through Fire and Flames: J-Rock Edition, and crank the volume up past 11,000, filling the mall with cheery illegible death metal.

 

[Ren3004]

Meanwhile, I try to find the source of the Disney music, and eventually find Killer Rabbit. I remove his earmuffs, and he immediately drops to the floor in pain.

 

[Claymorez]

I walk into the dooms day weapon shop and find the Rhino IV from Ratchet and Clank, picking it up believing it to be a hair drier and then set out on my quest to dry everyone's hair......

 

[Ren3004]

I throw some water on claymorez hair. He tries to dry it. Hilarity ensues.