Mall Fight!

[Malevolent Stranger]

I force Hannah Montanna to give a live concert in the mall, cackling maniacally.

 

[therealsomeguy]

I run into the music shop, combine every amp there and OBLITERATE the eardrums of everyone in the mall with the power of RAWK, i then use my guitar to send Hannah Montana to the nether realms where she can never harm anyone ever again

 

[Sam G]

After scoring a 750-note streak on GH/DDR, I decide to celebrate by breaking my Guitar Hero perphiral over Baby-Eater's head like Hendrix and then tap-dancing on his unconscious body.

 

[Claymorez]

unfortunately being blind I have no idea what i am aiming at and incinerate Ren...then i trip over and drop the gun, *it break* and then begin crawling into a nearby sewer vent...

 

[Claymorez]

I had picked up my cane *turns out it was a mirror* and accidentally reflect the lasers back at sirbightside who's weight problem was quickly fixed as half his body was blown away....I then walk off shouting about Assassins Creed 2!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ren3004]

I hit claymorez with a lead pipe, knocking him out. I happen to hit the part of his brain that processes vision, with unknown results.

 

[Claymorez]

*que dramatic bond music" dun dun..dun dun..dun dun dundundund bamabambambamabambamabamabambamabambammmmmmmmmm bambammmmmmmmm bam ba ba bam bum bam babbam bum ban ban bananbnbanabn (ya just think of the james bond themes song and ull understand*

I develop Mangekyo Sharingan, but am still blind.......

 

[Sam G]

I smack Bryghtside in the back of the head, and run off into a hall of mirrors. "You've fared well so far, Bryghtside... But which of me is the real Sam?"

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the cinema and decide to burn all of the New Moon copies before anyone can use them against us.

 

[Aitruis]

I break one mirror, grab a large piece, and proceed to shank mirrors.

 

[Ren3004]

I take a movie tape and go around the mall, garroting people.

 

[Sam G]

I step out of one of the mirrors and snap Bryghtside's neck.
"You know it's funny..." I say, revealing myself to Aitruis. "I just joined an RP with absolutely no combat at all, and I think I enjoy it just as much as I enjoy this one."
"This what?" Asks Aitruis, as the fourth wall comes crashing down on his head.

 

[Ren3004]

"Smart move, sam.", I say.


"What, Ren? Where are you?"


I drop down from the ceiling and strangle sam, saying:

"Here..."

 

[Sam G]

As to prevent my death by strangling, I tilt my head to one side, flip my foot up and kick Ren in the head. (I actually did this to a person once. I'm not even kidding) Then I spin round and engage Ren in hand-to-hand combat.

 

[Ren3004]

I whip sam with my movie tape, dropping him to his knees.

 

[Sam G]

I duck under the laser and it incinerates Ren. Then I shoot a staple into one of the mirrors; unbeknownst to the rest of the cast, the mirrors are maaaagic, so the staple is reflected many times before flying out of the mirror behind Bryghtside and embedding itself in his neck.

 

[Ren3004]

"Again, smart move." Too bad that sam's staple reflected Sir's laser back at himself and killed him.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn, grab a tennis ball and throw it, hitting the enemies weak point for massive damage.
[sub]Is that right? I can't remember the exact quote.[/sub]

 

[Sam G]

I dive out of the cover I totally mentioned I was hiding behind and fire a stream of staples at Bryghtside. Then I fire some more staples. Then a few more. Then I walk over to him and shoot him once in each eye, and once in his windpipe. "Ineffective, huh?"

 

[Ren3004]

Sam has to go back behind cover to avoid the volley of tennis balls being thrown at him.