Mall Fight!

[Sam G]

Snip

Spoiler: ahem

Mr. ScaredCougar teleported both of us out of Oblivion and back into the mall a while back, so now we're there, fighting Ren's evil creation and listning to this. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVx8Sguy40]

 

[CanOfBeans]

fails to find an exit

"bah what a waste of time"

leaves basement and sees a UWOD

"fuck that!" runs away towards the candy store (edit fixed)

 

[Baby Eater]

*riding in truck* hey whats that there techno-bot? is it a food warmer thingy? (horrible redneck XD)

 

[Quad08]

Finally makes it to the Lost and Found. Only thing in it is a watch, so i swipe it. Bored and hungry, I head over to the candy store

 

[CanOfBeans]

arriving at the candy store

"i gotta find a way to defend myself from that thing"

after a long pause of drooling and standing around looking like an idiot

"i got it" while pointing upwards

goes builds nunchucks out of twizzlers and candy canes

 

[Code Monkey]

"OH FORGET IT" I scream after my seventh attempt to fight someone. "I'll let the fight come to me."

I proceed to ride the elevator up and down, waiting for someone.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I walk through the mall, searching for something to do now the UWOD has a fork through it. I then see an elevator going up and down, up and down [small]Ooh mezmirising[/small] I shoot out its cables and it crashes and a figure stumbles out.

 

[Ren3004]

I arrive just in time to see Sir casting Flare.

"NOOOOOOOOO! You fool!"

"Ren, it's OK, it's over! The UWOD is destroyed."

"But the cheese... LOOK!"

Sir turns back, to see a huge mass of cheese coming to life. Apparently mixing cheese with petrol will do that.

The Giant Cheese Monster (GCM) drowns Sir with its cheesy fist and turns to me.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I run around looking for the source of this delicious smelling cheese, just in time to see Ren running away from a petrolly chees thingy. I point my blaster at it and pull the trigger. Aw shit, these things only come with 300 rounds. Time to invent a weapon.

 

[Ren3004]

The GCM lobs chucks of cheese at me, but I manage to dodge them. I hide inside the supermarket and head towards the hygiene products section.

 

[Ren3004]

I can hear the GCM breaking through the doors and coming after me. A stream of cheese knocks down the shelves and pushes me away. The monster is coming closer to me. And then, I see it on th floor.

The GCM prepares to strike, but I dive out of the way, grab the hairspray can on the floor and point it at the monster, holding my trusty lighter in the way.

The petrol ignites, making the GCM cry in pain. Blinded by rage, it trashes the store, until finally all that's left of him is a puddle of molten, burnt, cheese on the floor.

"It's over."

 

[Ren3004]

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I heard that![/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]


I grab the manager's shotgun and bludgeon Sir to death with it.

 

[Sam G]

I kick Cougar in the head, sending him flying to the ground, then pull his storm-trooper helmet off to reveal...
"You're a girl!?" I check again. "Oh, no you're not, you just fight like one." I curb-stomp him until his chest crumples.

 

[Ren3004]

I turn to sam and say:

"Hey, that was a great joke!"


Then I smash his skull with my shotgun.

 

[Baby Eater]

*drives by ren in the truck and grabs the shotty right before he hits sam* I'll take that thank you very much

 

[Sam G]

"Hey, thanks, buddy!" I say, attaching a sniper scope to my staple gun and headshotting BabyEater through the window of his truck. Then I turn to Ren and dislocate his arms from their sockets, push him over and laugh like a circus clown as he tries vainly to get up.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

While sam stands there he hears a voice behind him "You're gunna regret that last fucking comment." Then I grab him from behind the neck and give him the slowest, most painful death ever, slowly crippling his spine. I then run up to Ren and shout "SO YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE HUH?!" I then pull my secret weapon from behind my back, a shuriken firing weed wacker and cut up Ren.

 

[GuiltBlade]

Yawns and wakes up from a deep stupor in the closet. Brief essay of the situation and chin scratching later.
"Well its this or sleep...." shrugs and meanders into a hardware store, avoiding debris by stumbling.
Grabs a hand powered torch, breaks it open and attaches a makeshift lawnmower blade arrangement to the dynamo engine. New painkiller rip off in hand, I climb on top of the shelves and pretend to be on overwatch

 

[Baby Eater]

sam you owe me a new window you bastard! *turns around and runs over ren*

[small]repeatedly[/small]

 

[Baby Eater]

owwy *pulls head out of portal and drives away*