Manly things to do before you die.
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*hands him a shovel*Ulquiorra4sama said:
You'll need this if you keep planning on digging your own grave.
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Challenge the robot devil to a violin match, and win.
Learn to do Parkour, and then find a way to climb either the Empire State Building or Sears Tower, and then jump off and live.
Become so manly the Princess comes to my castle rather than me finding out she's in someone else's.
There?s a tall thin man standing in the shadows
When he calls your name his voice is strong and clear
It?s a dark and smoky place, so you can?t quite see his face
He pulls you close and whispers in your ear
And he tells you he was born into some money
But it didn?t mean he had to sit around
And he knows a thing or two about the things that you should do
If you don?t want to take life lying down
First of all hang out a lot with Hemmingway
Spend some time fighting bulls in Spain
You should go three rounds with Archie Moore and Sugar Ray
It?s so damned scary you won?t mind the pain
Be ringside at the rumble in the jungle
Make friends with Hunter S. and Jackie O.
And when they shoot poor Bobby down, you wrestle Sirhan to the ground
Love your friends and miss them when they go
You should write a book or two and start a magazine
Even if it never makes a dime
You should swing out by your feet above the circus ring
At the very least throw parties all the time
Time and tide will never care
Not so far from here to there
We just go
Enjoy yourself, do the things that matter
Cause there isn?t time and space to do it all
Love the things you try, drink a cocktail wear a tie
Show a little grace if you should fall
Don?t live another day unless you make it count
There?s someone else that you?re supposed to be
There?s something deep inside of you that still wants out
And shame on you if you don?t set it free.
When he calls your name his voice is strong and clear
It?s a dark and smoky place, so you can?t quite see his face
He pulls you close and whispers in your ear
And he tells you he was born into some money
But it didn?t mean he had to sit around
And he knows a thing or two about the things that you should do
If you don?t want to take life lying down
First of all hang out a lot with Hemmingway
Spend some time fighting bulls in Spain
You should go three rounds with Archie Moore and Sugar Ray
It?s so damned scary you won?t mind the pain
Be ringside at the rumble in the jungle
Make friends with Hunter S. and Jackie O.
And when they shoot poor Bobby down, you wrestle Sirhan to the ground
Love your friends and miss them when they go
You should write a book or two and start a magazine
Even if it never makes a dime
You should swing out by your feet above the circus ring
At the very least throw parties all the time
Time and tide will never care
Not so far from here to there
We just go
Enjoy yourself, do the things that matter
Cause there isn?t time and space to do it all
Love the things you try, drink a cocktail wear a tie
Show a little grace if you should fall
Don?t live another day unless you make it count
There?s someone else that you?re supposed to be
There?s something deep inside of you that still wants out
And shame on you if you don?t set it free.
filling a bus full of hookers and throwing it off a cliff while eating an sextuple burger in one bite
Fight a giant scorpion bare handed, rip off its stinger and attach it to my groin using the adhesive that is my pure awesome, and then power thrust a t-rex to death with it.
double cross satan. keep your soul.
Punch God in the face and tell him you coulda done it better
recreate the opening scene from rockband. So badass.
replace your mantackle with a laser-dick and use it to repel an alien invasion.
throw an angry wolf at a bank robber
Impregnate YOUR mum
Punch God in the face and tell him you coulda done it better
recreate the opening scene from rockband. So badass.
replace your mantackle with a laser-dick and use it to repel an alien invasion.
throw an angry wolf at a bank robber
Impregnate YOUR mum
Learn to play the bagpipes and win a guerilla war armed with only a knife, a crossbow and a Claymore... basically become Jack Churchill.
Oh, and while we are at it, maybe there is enough time left to get our Kaiser back to Austria? I need 20 Minutes for the military and 2 days to finish off all the politicians properly.
Sounds like fun, I'm in. May we extend that to France? You guys have often enough tried to get it.Warchiefwill said:
Oh, and while we are at it, maybe there is enough time left to get our Kaiser back to Austria? I need 20 Minutes for the military and 2 days to finish off all the politicians properly.
the most manly things you can ever do is get laid, get in a badass gun fight like jack bauer and win, kill some zombies with a "holy shit this is actually happening and i looks so cool!" look on your face, drag race, fight over a girl and win easy, etc.
-Eat a sandwich with the flesh of Thor in it.
-Play a guitar solo while fucking a queen and her daughter on the desecrated corpse of god.(reference anyone?)
-Cause an earthquake with my genitals.
-have one final battle against my hated enemy in a spaceship that is about to impact the sun.
And that is where my manly life will end.
-Play a guitar solo while fucking a queen and her daughter on the desecrated corpse of god.(reference anyone?)
-Cause an earthquake with my genitals.
-have one final battle against my hated enemy in a spaceship that is about to impact the sun.
And that is where my manly life will end.
Having an accident with a nailgun is pretty manly. I'd like to try it before I die.
I've done pretty much everything else that's manly and worth doing. I've
Jumped off or buildings and out of perfectly good aeroplanes
Ride motorcycles (without leathers or helmet on occasion)
Caught something, killed and eaten it.
Made fire with sticks (and then poked said fire with a biger stick)
Eaten Daves Insanity Sauce from the tip of a freshly sharpened kitchen knife.
Ordered a blow-job, and gotten what I ordered without complaint or any cash trading hands!
Had a wank in my last office to test out the 'danger makes it more exciting' theory!
Punched a bull in the face when drunk.
I've done pretty much everything else that's manly and worth doing. I've
Jumped off or buildings and out of perfectly good aeroplanes
Ride motorcycles (without leathers or helmet on occasion)
Caught something, killed and eaten it.
Made fire with sticks (and then poked said fire with a biger stick)
Eaten Daves Insanity Sauce from the tip of a freshly sharpened kitchen knife.
Ordered a blow-job, and gotten what I ordered without complaint or any cash trading hands!
Had a wank in my last office to test out the 'danger makes it more exciting' theory!
Punched a bull in the face when drunk.
