Mass bird and fish deaths worldwide!

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biggles1

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Maybe they all just got really tired and decided to go on a massive group sleep?
 

AgentBJ09

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Let's list where all these events occurred and causalities first:

Beebe, Arkansas - 5000+ birds dead
Baton Rouge, Louisiana - 500 dead birds
Falkoping, Sweden - 100 birds dead
Kentucky - X00+ birds dead
Little Bay and Waikawau Bay, Coromandel Peninsula, New Zealand - X00+ birds dead
Thanet, Kent, England - 40,000+ dead crabs
Chesapeake Bay, Maryland - 2,000,000+ dead fish
Coast of Paranaguá, Brazil - Just said 100+ tons of fish
Port Orange, Florida - X00+ dead fish

Just for the sake of visuals, here are all the places these events are popping up:

[image width=750]http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/havenstein/Birds_0.PNG[/IMG]

Lighting/toxins - Likely not. Birds get hit by lightning very rarely, let alone in mass, and toxins would affect far more than 1-4 species of fish and sealife.

Honestly, looking at all the data, I would pin this on an act of nature. We've had record low temperatures around the world this last year, so bitter cold can be one factor.

The second theory is an infection, but having that many in such a short time die is beyond weird. It would have to impact a large mass that traveled together for a time, and then killed them all within a very narrow period of time. Even the Black Death didn't do that overnight.

The third theory is divine intervention or a sign thereof. (I'm Lutheran, just as an advance notice.) Now, one of the original plagues was indeed the death of all of Pharaoh's livestock within days, however from the species of fish/birds/crabs listed, in the world, they far outnumber the number of cattle and other farm animals the Egyptians had.
 

Dorby5826and360

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This reminds me of the movie The Happening, but instead of it being people killing themselves it is animals.
 

The Last Nomad

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When I read an article about the first bird deaths, it said the cause of death was sudden brain haemorrhages, which immediately made me think of what happened in Condemned:Criminal Origins. Does this mean all the homeless people in the world are going to turn into violent crazies?

But a one time freak occurrence like that is just a little odd, but this... this is batshit crazy...
I for one say bring on the apocalypse, just do it before my exams start next week.
 

ShadowKatt

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THis just has me considerably worried, and that's all I'll say on the matter. Any more and it will degenerate into a political flame war.
 

Ian Caronia

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Well, going by my knowledge of apocolypse stories:

One guy is going to do something to an evil force, possibly reluctantly, and probably with a voluptuous love interest and scowling rival-friend. Then somebody's gonna die, and everything will be back to normal.
Time to test who's the chosen one! Bring out the artifacts and the cinderblock tied to one end of a rope!

Other theory: ...Shepard better get his lazy ass in gear...
 

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AgentBJ09 said:
[image width=750]http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/havenstein/Birds_0.PNG[/IMG]
Has no one considered the idea that a disruption in the food chain/ecology could be the cause? I'm thinking something along the lines of man-made disasters in the last year. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't recall. Something in the gulf region and China. Really odd. Oh well, I'm sure it was nothing. Nevermind, it must be the end of the world.

EDIT: Question mark. While I'm here, on the subject...
 

Diligent

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It is very clear that something is or is not happening here. We may or may not be in danger, and therefore we should worry, or potentially not worry. Since we don't know for sure, I think it would be best to worry, just to be on the safe side.
Everybody, start being concerned about something you have zero control over and postulate crazy theories about government experiments and biblical events, because usually when you're unsure of the cause of something, it is always the most wildly outrageous and extreme explanation that is correct.
 

Communist partisan

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benderinTime said:
Clearly this is a sign of the Aliens coming to Earth.
Or the uprising of the vampire robot nazis who are also zombies.
I'll let you decide.
You named the nazis, Godwin's law your argument is inavild!





(even if you were yust joking but still.)
 
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redmarine said:
I would be ashamed if anyone on EscapistMagazine would consider anything supernatural.
Arthur.C.Clarke said:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Equally any "supernatural" explanation can be explained away as "sunspots" or whatever.

Given everything you've experienced in the past N years since your birth, why is THIS the only thing we're pointing to?
 

Buccura

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Oh gods, reality is turning into an M Night Shyamalan movie, this is the worst fate possible!
 

LCP

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IS this a common occurrence that is being overblown by the media? Or is this truly a bunch of events happening very close together
 

BrownGaijin

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Buccura said:
Oh gods, reality is turning into an M Night Shyamalan movie, this is the worst fate possible!
He's still angry that no one liked his version of "The Last Airbender".
 

Beryl77

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OMG it's the apocalypse!
Seriously, it's probably nothing serious just like usual. Something happens, the media makes a big hype about it and exagerates. In the end everyone forgets about it, as soon as the media stops talking about it.
 

HK_01

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This is the prelude to the 2012 apocalypse!!

Just kidding, probably we'll know what's going on soon enough.