JacobShaftoe said:
And the final question: Who's been tampering with my cards?
The Young Ones, Bambi?
Nouw said:
"I'm from Buenios Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"
I love that line, and the person that said that did kill them all. Although to be fair he only killed a lot and that only counts in an average direct-to-dvd sequel.
Ninja'd, but Starship Troopers.
Aglaid said:
"If it's hostile, you kill it."
This is probably too easy...Maybe...
Metro 2033.
12GaugeLobotomy said:
Metal Gear Solid?
Geo Da Sponge said:
This one is very well known, but definitely memorable:
"I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracker comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropiate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of personal safety semi-colon to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my if necessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid deity breacket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whiever is inappropiate bracket full stop"
Men At Arms and Night Watch from the Discworld series. Possibly others.
Mine(Mildly Offensive):
"No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?"
"Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?"