Men and Flowers

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

Spoiler: It's my pet

It Bites. CHOMP!

Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.

 

[The Night Shade]

I wouldn't mind but i prefer other gifs

 

[CouchCommando]

I would probably find it funny, and a little cute but deep inside a small part of me would die.

Edit- In all actuality if my Girlfriend brought me flowers , I'd kind of think she was hinting that she wanted to be pampered a bit more. As in treating me to something she appreciates by example.

 

[iBananaCrazy]

I wouldn't refuse them, but they probably wouldn't live to long..seeing as I can't care less about flowers..=/

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Not my first choice, but I'd appreciate them. Particularly if it was a nice bouquet.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Uhhhh no. If you're in the grocery store get me some damn cheez itz or something. Flowers...

 

[Hman121]

aure, it's the thought that counts.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would like to receive flowers never got them

 

[Blue_vision]

I'm a guy and would very much appreciate getting flowers

But, I'd prefer for me to be giving them to someone else instead.

 

[PrimoThePro]

No. I'd rather I got a potato.

Spoiler: Here's why.

 

[teknoarcanist]

"D....do I.......like...eat them? Are they for eating?"

 

[A Pious Cultist]

What kind of flowers are we talking about?

Death-Flowers: Soaked for eons in the blood of the sinful and grown in the firey pits of Mordor.

If not then... yeah that's an odd gift.

 

[MagicMouse]

I would kind of see it as a waste of money, but I would appreciate it.

I prefer practical gifts.

But I do love Morning Glories XD

 

[Iron Lightning]

It's certainly a nice gesture, but I don't really have any use for flowers.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Uhm... flowers... do I look like I have tits?

Serious note: no, flowers don't work on straight men.

 

[Nabirius]

I don't know, I wouldn't really be able to do anything with the flowers, but it's a cute thought.

 

[Aglynugga]

Fuck that, I would throw that shit to the GROUND!
Men give flowers, women give blowjobs.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The only times I like flowers is first seeing them, and seeing the color variations, then putting dye into the plants' water to see if it changes anything.

 

[Moromillas]

Er, no, they remind me of the grave. When they shrivel up and die over the next few days, they will remind me of my own mortality.

So no.