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Velocinox

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I don't mind getting flowers, just she better be cool with getting two tickets to this week's football game.
 

hittite

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Umm... I might accept a potted flower as a gift. I like to grow stuff. Cut and arranged? I'll pass.
 

Kittenmauler

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Monkeyman8 said:
they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.
Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.
 

Mr. Mortiss

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Only if it was illegal and could be used to make poison, otherwise keep the damn things away from me.
 

Dags90

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Flowers would have no use for me and I couldn't really detach the reality of them being picked by incredibly poor people from the romantic sentiment.
 

Paksenarrion

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Kittenmauler said:
Monkeyman8 said:
they're flowers, I like flowers. Real mean like flowers, real men wear pink. Those that act all tough about it are insecure.
Based on your definition of a "real man," I'm guessing you've never actually met a real man. They don't like flowers and wear pink, they like raw meat and wear plaid.
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Blemontea

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Well i personally would like to maybe one or two but, not one of those bundles i never get why people give those, seems more like a suck up thing...
 

spartan231490

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No, I'm a guy. That pretty much sums it up, there are a few exceptions, but that's the rule, so to speak. I would prefer music, or a movie.
 

Cazza

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Yes

I would love to receive flowers. They are a nice and simple gift. Means they have been thinking of me.
 

sneakypenguin

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No I would be pissed that my GF wasted money on something useless. Bring me taco bell if you want to get me something thats cheap and will make me happy. lol
 

Nouw

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
 

Nouw

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Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
Master_Spartan117666 said:
Nouw said:
It's the thought that counts.

Just give me one of these please

It Bites. CHOMP!
Yeah, um...
Do you get instructions on how to sleep with a 3-foot tall carnivorous plant in your house?
COOKIE FOR GETTING REFERENCE!

But anyway, is this is an entirely hypothetical situation where I HAD a girlfriend, I'd be slightly confused, but happy nonetheless.
I'd probably give them to my mum to keep, making everyone happy.
Without Googling it, I'll take a hit and say Little Gift Shop of Horrors?
Noo.
Surprisingly, it's one of the OLD episodes of ENN.
They might have gotten inspiration from there, but it's from a story about a Mario fan who made a Piranha Plant.
ENN? Never heard of it. Guess it's American...